harrison cohen

An air vent when it raises like a cheeseburger in the morning rain.

I did not enjoy fixing Harrison cohen this morning when the sun was setting

by Wet mush February 10, 2022

cohen

cohen alger is a stupid fat incel who is always angry that he has no bitches and he is also a very big zoophile

Matt: yo is that cohen over there
Bryant: omg cohen is such a incel

by JONK the epic March 31, 2022

Cohen Hewitt

Cohen wow where do I begin I met this young man a couple years back and wow what a person he is. The moment we made eye contact I simply blushed and I felt such a conection looking at him in his eyes.... his olive skin tall frame and handsome face he's every girls dream including mine. I'll watched this handsome man grow from a small boy to a man and I crush on him silently. Cohen is very nonchalant and I went to one of his football games without him knowing. I watched him score a hat trick every goal zero celebration...how? was this just such a normal thing for him I can't believe someone so sexy handsome and well spoken was single?... is he gay private about his relationship it just seems impossible for such a person so atrrative to be single. every day I wish to call him mine.

Cohen Hewitt a extremely attractive person translated from Greek to English I think

by sillybillyxoxoxo March 24, 2025

Rachel Cohen

A gorgeous and witty Jewish woman whose dazzling smile and unbelievable curves are bound to leave you speechless. She's as beautiful as she is intelligent, and has an aura of magnetism about her that's impossible to ignore.

"Did you swipe right on that Rachel Cohen?"

"Yeah man. You're damn right I did..."

by SupremePastaImplosion June 9, 2022

Cohen

Opposite of twink aka fat gay man

He’s weird, probably autistic and he likes men

Somehow he’s good at math but terrible at everything else in life

He’s not getting anywhere in life

Jeez that’s guy stinks and is an idiot id hate to be him! He’s such a cohen🤮

by Mikarsana January 7, 2024

Sacha Baron Cohen Penis

A circumcised European penis.
A type of penis that minority groups in Europe, such as Jews, Muslims, and Africans mainly have.

Me: (Watches a video of Dominno sucking a circumcised dick on Perfect D) What the fuck is he circumcised? He must have a Sacha Baron Cohen penis. He's from England, but he is Jewish.

by AntiCircumcisionMan July 13, 2025

Cohen

He is trash at wrestling and likes boys

Cohen is a major homo

by B1g Poppa May 27, 2022