by T.Burgers August 09, 2006
When a woman is excited and juice comes from her vagina you then catch that juice in a cocktail glass and drink it.
I had a pussyjuice cocktail last night.
by Billy Nelson July 17, 2006
When you have intercourse with a woman, before climaxing you pull out and ejaculate onto her chest. Let the ejaculate sit until dry and then have the women use her fingernails to scrap it off onto a hard flat surface. Taking a razor blade scrape up the ejaculate until finely granulated. Then seperate into one or two lines. Roll up a hundred dollar bill, then have the woman inhale it through her nostrils into her respiratory system.
by Maximilian Tchaikovsky October 18, 2007
Plural noun of cumfart. This is where a chick takes several doses of spoodge in the ass, gradually building hydraulic pressure up with each arriving delivery (piston or bike pump like) and then expels the whole 'cocktail' at great speed and with a loud, long Bronx cheer.
"My god she's a whore. She reckoned she took the whole team and made a record breaking cumfart cocktail."
by Wizards Sleeve July 17, 2006
Ron: Hmm, this drink tastes a little weird and its sticking to the roof of my mouth. whats in it?
Dale: thats cause its a Tijuana Cocktail!
Ron: Motherfucker!
Dale: thats cause its a Tijuana Cocktail!
Ron: Motherfucker!
by Lightnin' J October 20, 2007
A dad that likes to drink and has lots of drinking equipment. Example: Beer tap,
Swizzle sticks, etc.
Swizzle sticks, etc.
by Penguin king125 January 04, 2018
by Dawgmann October 16, 2010