Clutterfunk

The level in Geometry Dash that makes me want to clutterfuck myself.

Person 1: "Have you passed Clutterfunk yet?"
Person 2: "No, I got 96 f***ing percent on it"

by MilkywayGalaxy 420 October 8, 2021

dual-clutch gearbox

Invented by a Frenchman just before WW2 and introduced to road cars in 2003 in the Golf R32, this type of transmission is a semi-automatic gearbox - two clutches take care of two sets of gears. One clutch takes care of odd gears (1, 3, 5, 7) and the other clutch deals with the even gears (R, 2, 4, 6).

How it works:
One clutch has 1st gear engaged, with the car moving forwards. Meanwhile, the other clutch has 2nd gear ready to be engaged. Come change-up time, clutch no.1 disengages 1st and clutch no.2 engages 2nd gear and the car keeps going, whilst clutch no.1 prepares 3rd gear for engagement. All of this happens within milliseconds, so power delivery to the road is uninterrupted.

Usually - though not always - dual-clutch gearboxes are more fuel-efficient than an equivalent manual gearbox.

For more info, see Wikipedia.

"What gearbox have you got in your Audi TT?"
"Oh, I've got Audi's (VW's) dual-clutch gearbox. It's fantastic!"

by JaaagMan February 8, 2012

clutchplate

An Afrikaaner, a dutchman. Used derogitorily, in an attempt to beat down target in an argument.

"Jeez, no need to be such a god damned clutchplate."

by Solidus December 1, 2004

Clutcher

A secret-keeper; to clutch is to know some of the best gossip but keep it tight-lipped.

My mother thinks I'll be an awful clutcher, because I spill things from stirring them to quickly. -Kate Nash

by Chel-say November 3, 2011

Clutchocity

A measure of one's clutch.

wow, hes got mad clutchocity.

by Cap'n Clutch June 20, 2009

Cluttering

Cluttering (also called tachyphemia) is a speech disorder and a communication disorder characterized by speech that is difficult for listeners to understand due to rapid speaking rate, erratic rhythm, poor syntax or grammar, and words or groups of words unrelated to the sentence. Cluttering has in the past been viewed as a fluency disorde

hey you clutters..
i have a cluttering proble..i speak fast to understand...

by pankh January 20, 2012

Clutch of Lesbians

The collective noun for a group of lesbians and/or otherwise queer individuals who present as female.

Oh man, that clutch of lesbians over there look like they're having fun. I should introduce myself.

by land_of_what May 31, 2013