Ass clown

When a guy draws a clown on his ass and tells his girlfriend to hump it.

Guy, " hey you wanna hump my ass clown?"
Girl, " sure hot shit!!"

by Charlietheunicorn500 August 11, 2015

Ass Clown

A person who avoids responsibility. Doesn’t make any effort to better themselves. Very unreliable.

1: did Ass Clown get a car yet?
2: no

by SnuppPup July 6, 2022

Ass Clown

GOP House Candidate Martin Hyde

Ass Clown aka Martin Hyde who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices
especially : one who regards or treats the members of a group (such as a racial or ethnic group) with hatred and intolerance.

by Phact February 27, 2022

Ass clown

A person that speaks nothing but absolute bullshit

Hey Jefferson have you met Joey yeah Joey is a real ass clown

by Kate is your mom March 12, 2022

Ass Clown

Ass Clown is basically a cross between an ass hole and a clown. Members of Dirty Sanchez and JackAss are good examples of ass clowns.

I saw that guy trying to spray his mate with mace for fun. What a fucking ass clown.

by K2fatbob March 20, 2010

Ass clown

A man who supports his wife through IVF treatment and then abandons her and blocks her on social media when you find out she’s pregnant after years of infertility while you told her how much you wanted a baby.

Only an ass clown would abandon his pregnant wife to go drink in the alley and snort adderall

by Wackytobaccy3000 October 29, 2021

Ass Clown

USNA FD Training Chief

Guy 1: Wow John is such an ass clown

Guy 2: really i always thought of him more as a ball bag

by Fireman27 December 30, 2009