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Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s)

A dinosaur still in existence today. It much resembles a simple bump. It moves slowly on dry land but fears being found and especially touched. To aid in its evasion, it often becomes covered in a mysterious liquid and disappears even though it's right in front of you.
Friend 1: "Dude, I managed to touch the elusive Hilarious Clitoris!"

Friend 2: "Its called the Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s) actually.. But that must have blown mother nature's mind!"

Friend 1: "No, but it blew your moms world!"
by Hi Ro August 10, 2014
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Clitoris

Something most men still can't find.
Men can't find the clitoris but they can sure find the audacity
by Darien2010 July 22, 2021
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Clitoris

Clitoris is the the branch of mathematics that deals with the finding and properties of derivatives and integrals of functions, by methods originally based on the summation of infinitesimal differences. The two main types are differential clitoris and integral clitoris.
Henry thought to himself in anger as he questioned why he decided to go into college level Clitoris in high school, when he was way better at getting inside that Calculus.
by Wasted Base March 17, 2022
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Clitoris

The reason why your girl left you for a guitarist
She: I want this guy to rub my clitoris like he plays guitar. <3
by Brazzer_than_brazz October 30, 2018
mugGet the Clitorismug.

clitoris cuddle

a man holding the clitoris between his lips.
The historical American did the clitoris cuddle to his housewife.
by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018
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mayonnaise clitoris

When you're having sex with a girl who's easy to spread and you make her cream so much that her genital area resembles a mayonnaise spread.
Guy 1- Tell me about that girl you met the other night!

Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!
by Mayo Sammich May 9, 2018
mugGet the mayonnaise clitorismug.

Clitoris

Does not exist.
Girl: Lick my clitoris
Other Person: You know that is a myth?
by dizsy June 26, 2022
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