Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s)

A dinosaur still in existence today. It much resembles a simple bump. It moves slowly on dry land but fears being found and especially touched. To aid in its evasion, it often becomes covered in a mysterious liquid and disappears even though it's right in front of you.

Friend 1: "Dude, I managed to touch the elusive Hilarious Clitoris!"

Friend 2: "Its called the Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s) actually.. But that must have blown mother nature's mind!"

Friend 1: "No, but it blew your moms world!"

by Hi Ro August 10, 2014

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Citris Clitoris

When you ram a girls vaj and it goes red raw.

You may aks her if she wants a hard fuck "hey babe do you want to contract Citris Clitoris tonight".
also a roman general and the greek god of vaginal pain and contractions!

by M.Double.J.Flight May 18, 2015

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mayonnaise clitoris

When you're having sex with a girl who's easy to spread and you make her cream so much that her genital area resembles a mayonnaise spread.

Guy 1- Tell me about that girl you met the other night!

Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!

by Mayo Sammich March 04, 2018

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