Lee Clarke

The ULTIMATE DICK HEAD
as soon as this name is mentioned people automatically think what a DICK

Antisocial Recluse
Middle aged bald man, who is a piss poor mechanic !
do you know Lee Clarke
by Mtzjon December 30, 2015
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mrs clark

mrs clark is a fat bitch
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clarking

having sex with a woman and her daughters (named after former British member of parliament Alan Clark who revealed that he had slept with Valerie Harkess, the wife of a South African judge, and both of their daughters)
That Woody Allen was the first public figure discovered clarking
by British booty May 05, 2011
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Clarke Cunt

Comicbook nickname for a rather clumsy fellow that wears glasses.
Ooh look, it's mild mannered Clarke Cunt....
by super147 July 14, 2011
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patchy clark

a term given to an adolescent boy who has just resorted to heavily smoking dope to relieve stress or just pass the time
Kid 1- Why havent we seen mike around lately

Kid 2- i dont know man
Kid 3- he's becomng patchy clark more and more everyday!!!
by btown nk May 29, 2010
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Clark Kenting

To wear glasses that you don't need, or different clothes than you normally do in order to obscure your true identity. So called for Superman's alter ego Clark Kent, who by the simple act of wearing glasses and a tie was somehow able to avoid people realizing they were the same person.
"Take a look at John, he's totally Clark Kenting it to impress that Jessica chick from his econ class."

"What do you mean?"

"He doesn't need glasses, that dude has 20/20 vision. He's just trying to look intelligent so she'll like him."
by fist taco February 24, 2010
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Clark Kent

Verb, to conceal an outfit or article of clothing under another, usually done when the concealed garment isn't appropriate to wear.
I'm Clark Kenting my green "Kiss me, I'm Shitfaced" t-shirt at work tomorrow because it's St. Patrick's Day.
by Tony Dedo March 17, 2009
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