catfish sammy

a sexual liaison between three persons, involving three people engaged in sexual intimacy of which 2 are bearded ladies.

Dude the circus was in town and I had a catfish sammy

by tonydenver May 6, 2010

Catfish Moustache

#1. The invisible stink residue left over on the face after eating a girl out who was either absent the day they taught how to clean the vag area in 8th grade health class or just returned from a run before intercourse.

#2. Hairs left around the mouth after eating out a hairy ass (either guy or girl).

I need a shower bad to wash off the stank on my junk and the Catfish Moustache off my face. It smells like a dead pirates swass.

by SeaBreeze October 18, 2008

Catfish daddy

The sound of a man’s sultry voice vibrating in your ear while you fantasize about the delicious fried fish.

Mmm catfish daddy

by RageGawdess January 27, 2022

Covid-Catfish

When someone inadvertently catfishes you because they've gained covid-19 quarantine weight and haven't updated their pictures yet.

" I finally met met her after quarantine and she covid-catfished to me... that's all right though because I like a little extra meat :-)"

by MrHavok September 8, 2020

catfish farm

A dating website full of nothing but unattractive prospects.

Dude that match.com website is a straightup catfish farm !

by box o chocolate January 25, 2018

Carolina Catfish

When your sexual partner wears the top half of a fish costume while you engage in sexual congress.

Dude. That girl i took home last night was way down for a Carolina Catfish

by Someguyovitch October 1, 2017

Catfish dick

Fuck that dude/chic and there msg

Man I was at the store and someone catfish dicked me so it went straight to delete

by Iaintgotnowritersblock October 20, 2019