catfish sammy

a sexual liaison between three persons, involving three people engaged in sexual intimacy of which 2 are bearded ladies.

Dude the circus was in town and I had a catfish sammy

by tonydenver May 06, 2010

Catfish Moustache

#1. The invisible stink residue left over on the face after eating a girl out who was either absent the day they taught how to clean the vag area in 8th grade health class or just returned from a run before intercourse.

#2. Hairs left around the mouth after eating out a hairy ass (either guy or girl).

I need a shower bad to wash off the stank on my junk and the Catfish Moustache off my face. It smells like a dead pirates swass.

by SeaBreeze September 03, 2008

Carolina Catfish

When your sexual partner wears the top half of a fish costume while you engage in sexual congress.

Dude. That girl i took home last night was way down for a Carolina Catfish

by Someguyovitch October 02, 2017

Catfish dick

Fuck that dude/chic and there msg

Man I was at the store and someone catfish dicked me so it went straight to delete

by Iaintgotnowritersblock October 20, 2019

military catfish

When there is this nigga who thinks he is a meme god but he actually a catfish. Also this man wants to be in the military
And he wants to sexually identify as an Apache attack helicopter.

"Wow!" Carlin is such a military catfish!

by NAZI TELETUBBIE November 03, 2017

real catfish

When you use make up, hats, scarfs, etc. to hide your age and/or identity

Don't be a real catfish bitch

by Puddinover05 April 14, 2017

Catfish mouth

A rash, burn, or swelling around the mouth caused by friction during oral sex with an individual who has stubbly or coarse pubic hair. Resulting in a similar look to a Catfish mouth.

Omg, do you see that girl with catfish mouth? It’s obvious what she’s been doing.

by Ivansmash October 05, 2021