Greasy Candle

Greasy Candle (verb) To insert a lit candle/lighter into a gaped anus, with the intent of getting as deep as possible without the flame going out.

"My boyfriend gave me a greasy candle last night, it still burns when I sit down."

by Savu March 16, 2023

Broman Candle

When a bro pinches off an orgasm so he can blow his load on several ladies.

Chad: Bro, did you get with those 4 chicks?
Tony: Yeah, bro. I totally broman candled those bitches.

by broboi69 June 3, 2016

candle person

Person who sit in the middle of the room and listens to everything going on and usually gots the answers

He a candle person he just sit and listen

by Doinkaholic November 4, 2020

beef candle

made famous by scott radio 1 large meaty cock with a lot of girth

my god you have a big beef candle

by miss street December 13, 2018

Jam Candle

A flammable breakfast condiment that can be used to flavour bread or to provide light and warmth.

Sometimes abbreviated to "jandle", although this is not to be confused with the colloquial Kiwi term for casual footwear, "jandal".

Want to know how my face got horribly disfigured? Take it from me: smoking while eating a jam candle is a bad idea.

by John Q. Citizen October 29, 2010

Candle Asshole

Those people who have a closet full of seasonal candles and yet they go to major candle retailers every month and spend an ass load on MORE candles. They also say things like "you are supposed to sniff the lid, NOT the wax." They also think there is a right way and a wrong way to burn a candle.

"I have a dilemma, I want to buy a bunch of fall candles but I don't want to be one of those Candle Assholes..."

by Irina Redd September 8, 2016

candle fucking

Sitting on a candle like a little slut

Klaudia is candle fucking her pussy

by RaekwonMan August 19, 2017