D-C

short for Divide & Conquer, one of the favorite method of cruel, heartless, jaded people.

friend 1 : can't you see what they are doing? they are trying to D-C us!
friend 2 : wow, you're so right! let's stick together and fight!

by 3eggs January 30, 2009

y.j.a.b.t.d.c.

Your're just a bitch that doesn't care.

yjabtdc
y.j.a.b.t.d.c.

by callieheart May 3, 2010

C.O.D.

"Coke Off Dick". When you do a line of cocaine off of someone's, usually erect, penis

Chris and Mike went into the bathroom stall together so they could do C.O.D.

by P.Nast.likes.COD February 26, 2011

C.U.D.I.

Can U Dig It?!!!! Slang text when you want to ask a question, like so, Can U Dig It?!!

Person 1 says: So girl are you going to the bar tonight? Person 2: Nah, I gotta work late. C.U.D.I.?!! Person 1: I feel ya!

by MissTT February 26, 2011

C.A.D.S. (Compulsive Air Drumming Syndrome)

An impulsion to play air drums whenever one hears a beat.

"Stop air drumming in public! It's embarrassing!"
"I can't help it, I have C.A.D.S. (Compulsive Air Drumming Syndrome)"

by modernadventurer January 29, 2015

C.T.D.

Computer transmitted disease ,
Viruses that your computer catches from going to questionable porn sites.

I followed a link to a porn site that I never heard and now my computer has a C.T.D.

by Scanner Boy February 7, 2018

C.B.D.S

This is the child basment delivery service we are a small business trying to gain popularty we charge a small fee of $42.0 to deliver children to any basment any were we provide the fastest delivery of any child delivery service with garenteed customer satisfaction plus get 50% off your first delivery or subscribe to our premium service named C.B.D.S.T.E or named the child basment delivery service torture edition were we do the torture for you

this kid is so heavy call C.B.D.S

by HugeTroller92 November 12, 2020