smack buttocks

A Smack Buttocks is a male who has the tendancy to violently thrust his genitalia into another male partner's buttocks while a "smacking" sound is made by his testicles striking the partner's butt cheeks.

man, that pole smoker is a real Smack Buttocks!

by Big Wil August 18, 2006

non-anal buttsecks

The act of rubbing your ass on another persons ass or object for pleasure. It is common to use baby oil to make it more slick and pleasurable or goldbond powder to prevent chaffing.

Since penetrative sex was against their religion Jack and Jill had non-anal buttsecks to get off.

by Spamelness March 29, 2009

buttrock

Mid to late 70s rock music about getting drunk, smoking marijuana and screwing skanky women, women who might quite possibly have sexually transmitted diseases.

boston

by coldchicken23 November 2, 2003

Buttsecks

Buttsecks is a unit of time that represents how long gay people don't think about butt sex. Aprox. .07 milliseconds.

Man its been 6000 buttsecks since the last time i had butt sex.

by PrivateButtSex October 31, 2009

buttrock screamo

A subdivision of screamo where the lead singer sounds like he is dying of lung cancer.

-A petal fallen
-the saddest landscape
etc.

Did you hear the new saddest landscape? It's straight buttrockin screamo, straight up!

by die all peacocks March 17, 2004

buttrock

buttrock is also referred to as cockrock and hair bands... The most amazing music to grace this earth and occured mostly in the 80's.

Rock you like a hurricanne.

you shook me all night long

"Wow did you see Ozzy bite the head off that bat? What a true buttrocker."

"That punk said he doesn't like buttrock, he sucks at life."

by Melissa-the buttrocker-D April 17, 2006

buttrock

a piece of poo that sits just outside the hole on the outer rim and solidifies to the point where you need scissors to cut it out from the anal roothairs.

check yourself and make sure you are good to go

by jeff johnson -atlanta September 8, 2004