Bicycle Butt

An ass so large and with such deep ass cleavage, one could park a bicycle tire in that ass crack like one would use a regular bike stand.

Whoa, look at LaQuisha's bicycle butt ! I could park my mountain bike huge knobby front tire in that ass cleavage.

by EightBall April 21, 2014

turtleneck butt

When you go a month without pooping, and the turd is so huge it stretches you hole so far that afterwards it hangs down loose like the collar of a turtleneck sweater.

I went to camp and couldn't poop for a month. When i finally did, it stretched my asshole out so badly now I've got turtleneck butt.

by TenhoSede December 7, 2020

butt-puppet

I saw this word in a chat room in 2003. There it meant a stealthing chatter secretly carrying out the agenda of another- and generally easily recognized- chatter. I believe in the larger sense it has come to mean a person or figurehead who speaks under the direction of another...as though a child's sock toy with someone's armed jammed up their ass.

Why bother listening to Jack? He's like totally Natalie's butt-puppet.

by Mo Dixley December 28, 2004

Butt full

When you are fed up with any situation and had enough.

I have had a butt full of dealing with this situtation.

by brammajean April 28, 2006

butt trophy

Works of art that are pushed out of your ass when you’re on the throne.

My butt trophy looked better than the bitch you woke up with this morning.

by PIP3lUvRr August 26, 2023

Butt trench

A deep trench found in the butt, often climbing to the back of ones head.

"dude, I can see Jean's Butt trench from here. "

by #dildo February 9, 2017

get butts in

Get butts in seats is an old marketing saying, whether selling cars, event seats or other seated activities.

This new band will definitely get butts in seats!

by I, Wreckerrr December 13, 2020