blow up

To become famous, successful, and respected usually within a small amount of time.

Tarentino worked in a video rental joint before he made Resevoir Dogs and blew up.

OR

"These overnight stars becoming autograph signers.
We'll all long to blow up and leave the past behind us."

from Rock Bottom by Eminem

by Scog October 27, 2003

blow it

To mess up, but not in a big way.

Don't blow it, man! You're so stupid, I know you're going to blow it!

by spenceronehalf January 18, 2004

The Dynamics of Blow Job Physics

Have you even been getting head and the girl blowing you has looked up and asked “are you almost there yet?” all the while your thinking “you just started 5 minutes ago?” only to look at the clock and see an hour has passed?
This is not simply a matter of “time fly’s by when you’re having a good time”. There is a relatively simple mathematical explanation for this that also answers why some 20 year old girls look like they are in their 40s.

1. Firstly understand that like matter, time cannot be created or destroyed.

We can start by giving a Blow Job a scalar quantity to help mathematically differentiate a good blow job and bad blow job.

2. The Scalars are as follows; 0.1 – 1.9

0.1 being the absolute best possible blow job

3. The BJ/Time Equation: BJ*T= TAm

BJ= Blow Job scalar (as discussed above)

T= Real time passed

TAm= Time aged, male

Example: Your receive a decently good blow job at an estimated scalar quantity of 0.7 for sixty minutes

0.7*60= 42

Meaning that in sixty minutes of receiving head you have only aged 42 minutes, however as aforementioned time cannot be created or destroyed so the 18 minutes you lost in that hour are carried over to the girl blowing you.

So in sixty minutes of her blowing you she’s aged 78 minutes.

This explains why some women in their 20’s look like they’re in their 40’s ; they’ve given tonnes of amazing blow jobs over the past 20 years of her life, thus aging them significantly.

Dude 1: Dude you look wicked youthful
Dude 2: Yeah Jessica must have blown me back 2 years in this week alone
Dude 1: Aw yeah, Jessica loves giving sucking dick and it really shows. She amazing at it.
Dude 2: Yeah, its a ashame she looks like shes 84 though.
Dude 1: well i guess those are just the dynamics of blow job physics

by Sandduneman January 27, 2011

blow 40

a frank is in ya mouth

bro jasmine is get getting me tight she neeas to blow 40 ong.

by justdye February 27, 2023

blow your load

ejaculate, cum, especially when it's fast and unexpected

All I did was take off my bra and already you blow your load?!

by Ripping October 23, 2008

blow up my phone

To receive multiple, rapid texts. To do so in panic, or malicious fashion.

I have to go. Don't blow up my phone. I will be in class and can't reply.

or

Jenny was just being a bitch. All she did was blow up my phone.

by Buck020 October 17, 2013

blow a smoke ring

The art of forming rings as you exhale smoke while smoking.

Man, it took me forever to learn how to blow a smoke ring, but it was worth it!

by Cherished August 20, 2006