bronze medallion

a bronze medallion is when you give a girl a pearl necklace but also shit on her chest

dude last night i was with three chicks so i gave the third best a bronze medallion the second a silver medallion and the best a gold medallion

by Jim my May 9, 2008

The Grand Bronze

A Great rocket league player who would destroy bossinator132

Did you see the grand bronze yesterday
Yeah, he totally destroyed boss in his match

by Get fucked kid August 1, 2019

Bronze Sundial

A watch that looks good enough to wear, but not good enough to steal.

"Man, I work in a bad neighborhood. I can't wear a gold or silver rolex!"

"What you need, my man, is a Bronze Sundial"

by Terance August 26, 2012

Illini Bronze Tablet

One must travel to the Japan garden in the Arboretum at UIUC with a sturdy fishing pole. Using some local worms, they must fish out one of the koi fish from the pond. Then, in one swift motion, they must both pry open the koi's mouth and shit inside of it. The fish must then be vigorously shaken like a 2 liter bottle of diet coke and chucked back into the pond.

Jimmy: "Hey, what did you do last night after leaving Legends?"
Jacob: "I drove my Honda fit to the Arboretum and hit a quick Illini Bronze Tablet."
Jimmy: "That's totaly radical dude!"

by IlliniKoi April 12, 2025

Bronze 18

The embodyment of pure ownage. To be Bronze 18 is like being God, only Kiwi.

Zezima: I wish I was a Bronze 18! Gertjaars: Lol noob I own you.

by Herblore September 16, 2009

Bronze Celery

Bronze Celery Is a mid editor

Pami is a better editor then Bronze Celery

by Bronzecelery July 27, 2021

Going For The Bronze

Making your partner cum twice before you do, so you come in third.

God she was so hot...I thought it would just be a quickie, but I decided I was going for the bronze as soon as she got naked.

by DirtyNerdyAndWordy January 27, 2021