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Bringing Frumpy Back

The opposite of "bringing sexy back". Not Aestheticly pleasing at all. Usually identified as a woman over 200 lbs, going bra-less, wearing sweatpants, flipflops, a t-shirt, and having less teeth in her mouth than she has fingers.
Friend 1: Oh my God! What the fuck is that thing? Is that Shrek?
Friend 2: I think it's a woman...
Friend 1: It's so fucking nasty!
Friend 2: Nah man, she's just bringing frumpy back.
by Steve Kalmertine January 5, 2009
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banging the queen

The act of hooking up with a person soley for the story. The origin of the phrase "Bang the Queen" references the Queen Elizabeth II of England. Now, there is no way any rationale man (or lesbian) would want to have sexual intercourse with that women. Picture her naked. All wrinkly and sagging. It's just plain nasty. Time has ravaged her once attractive, though inbred, body. However, upon learning that she is the Queen of England, she becomes instantly worth sleeping with. Why? Because you could tell people who you just banged.
You: What's up, Buddy?
Buddy: Nothing. Where were you last night? I called you, but you didn't pick up your phone.
You: I was banging the queen
Buddy: Who?
You: I was banging that chick with no legs
Buddy: You banged that chick in the wheelchair?
You: Yeah.
Buddy: Nice man. She is hot. No legs though, but still hot. Great Story.
by The One True God May 3, 2006
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Thigh Wrangling

When a man of obscene girth can no longer reach his penis to masturbate, he will simply use his inner thighs until orgasm is achieved.
If a fat man is sweating and out of breath while sitting at his desk, he has been 'Thigh Wrangling'.
by PinkGuru December 31, 2008
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Hanging and Banging

Similar to friends with benefits. Friends who just hang out and bang. Friends who are normal friends but also have sex with each other.
Hey I'm bored and horny, how about some hanging and banging?
by Lizard5063 December 13, 2016
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Banging

"Did you know Jordan, Mark, and Tom were banging eachother?"
by Alex D 311 April 8, 2008
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It's Like Banging A Waterfall

A line from the show "Blue Mountain State", the "pocket pussy" episode. A fat guy walks out of a bathroom sweaty as balls with a brown lunch bag, hands it to a guy and a black guy in the background yells it's like banging a waterfall. Best fucking show ever.
"Dude, why are you so sweaty?"
"I just got done fucking this pocket pussy man, It's like banging a waterfall!"
by wtfaustin. January 19, 2010
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bragging rights

the privilege of boasting about one's achievments
needless to say getting through there would get him bragging rights for several weeks.
by The Return of Light Joker September 2, 2009
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