Brady

Brady is an extremely tall motherfucker. He doesn't care about anyone or anything and he frequently gets drunk. When he is drunk, he is like a Cary and you just want to kill him. He plays two varsity sports though and can be nice once in a while. He is actually smart, yet doesn't care about school. He thinks he's elite at everything but this is only true for somethings. He is very picky with the type of food he likes, only pasta with butter and steak. If you ever meet a Brady, God help you.

Wow! Brady is really good at basketball.
Yea but he drinks too much.

by the12345 November 28, 2018

Brady

He tries, but he can't. he wishes he had a girlfriend but can't get one. he's mostly funny but also annoying. he's overweight and can't do anything about it. he's also emotionally weak but not physically. he's bullied by dick gobblers at school and can't get over it.

Person 1 : dude did you hear Brady likes ______ ? he's got no chance.

Person 2 : i know right

by bigiousblackious June 19, 2021

Brady

Dude with a long cock but is also really short

That guy is such a Brady lmao he sucks

by Yeah that’s just it June 1, 2019

Brady

A term to describe the willful destruction of one's cellphone or other electronic devices with the intent of destroying any incriminating or embarrassing information stored on it.

Bro I came close to getting busted by my girl. She accused me of stepping out on her so I had to Brady my phone by dropping it in the toilet so she wouldn't find all those pictures of me tongue plumbing her best friend. Any chance I can borrow your cell to call a cabbie?

by Kravist March 4, 2019

Brady

The type of person who is mean to their crush; is very handsome; any girl would love to date him

Woah! Ur dating a Brady he's hot! I always knew he liked u because he was mean to you

by Gymnast945 February 26, 2017

Brady

A member of the feminine gender with a motherlike nature - caring, sweet, loving, but funny enough, has a deep sexual side. Adorkable might be a good word to define this individual.

Guy: "Hey, thanks for all the tea, TV and food, it was really sweet of you, I haven't been this cared for in a while!"
Girl: "Hehe, no worries, wanna go to my room for some boom boom?"
Guy: "...Damn, now that's a Brady"

by Missterry January 21, 2014

Brady

The lamest human there ever was

That guy is so lame, but not as lame as Brady.

by Notlameatallever May 24, 2016