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bowel

peluquin
oh shit look, trump's bowel lit af again
by martatarta April 14, 2018
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bowel hits

The act of inserting a "whip" (vaporizer inhalation tube) into the anal orifice and 'Vaping' (inhaling the vapor of) Cannabis through the act of heating the dry herb, stopping before the point of combustion.
Ex.1: Jeff turned on the vaporizer, it heated up, and Everyone , anus out, lined up to take "bowel hits."
Ex.2: sometimes you don't want to share the same anal whip when taking "bowel hits."
by Deviant 4321 December 30, 2016
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Guardian of the royal bowels

Another term for a royal physician, or doctor

Found on Wikipedia’s timeline of medicine and medical technology that discusses an inscription Egyptian physician known as Iry who was also considered the eye-doctor of the palace, palace physician of the belly, and he who prepares the important medicine and knows the juices of the body.

For a non-doctor example and a similar job, see: Groom of the Stool
King Arthur: Ugh, my stomach is bothering me again.
Sir Henry: Should I call for the Guardian of the Royal Bowels then, sire?

King Arthur: Do it quickly, I don’t have all day! I have a kingdom to rule over.
by Reshithewhite February 27, 2024
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bowel skin

the shit that comes off dog dick when you neuter them
i just cut off my dogs balls and his bowel skin went everywhere
by i_lick_midget_ass August 13, 2023
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boweling ball

A dump that is so big and painful that it feels like you're shitting out a bowling ball.
I gained a newfound respect for mothers after I crapped out a boweling ball.
by Arnie Grape May 19, 2021
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Bowel Play

A sex act where you put your penis in someone's anus, then they push it out like a turd. Can be male on male or male on female.
I heard Alex and Josh are both into bowel play.
by Phillip Kelly September 10, 2022
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ICBM: Inter-Continental Bowel Movement

Taking a shit on an inter-Continental flight.

FYI: Use with caution, since "ICBM "is also the acronym for Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile.
Do NOT go into the restroom: that guy just dropped a nasty ICBM: Inter-Continental Bowel Movement.
by NeologianPJG January 28, 2024
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