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Botchery

When you and ya homie take that nice girl Alice back to your place and you fuck her at the same time
Guy 1: Ay man Alice is coming thru
Guy 2: Is it a BOTCHERY TING?
Guy 1: IT'S A BOTCHERY TING BOYS
Alice: what
by theBOTCHERY June 11, 2018
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Shiny Botch

An annoying group of pretend friends from the May 2011 BB; mean, wanna-be botches who enjoy creating drama, stirring drama, talking in annoying text speak and posting annoying LOLcatz. They think they are above everyone else, but are really truly just annoying and wanna-be Botchy Notch Groupies.

LOOSING, duh.
I heard that girl is a shiny botch! Really? I guess I'll have to prepare to have my eyes bleed because their posts are annoying and pathetic.
by non shiny notch August 21, 2011
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Botch

From The X Files. A bunch of Russian dudes who cut off your arm and leave you in agonizing pain but damn you get a cool prosthetic and a very cool metal tea bag.
What the fuck are you doing to me? Holy fucking shit! You sons of bitches butchered me! Ah what the fuck is wrong with my arm?!? Holy fucking shit! You fucking dizzy botch! What the fuck is my family gonna think of me now?!? Ahh, fuck!!!
by Field_Trish March 4, 2009
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botched abortion

meaning that your mother tried to have an abortion to get rid of you, but it didnt work (it was botched) and now you are screwed up and your mom didnt even want you in the first place.
that asshole must have been a botched abortion
by Lydia123456789 February 10, 2007
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botch

a word to put in the place of "bitch"
Jake cormtitty stop licking your third titty! you botch!
by Andy+ken February 9, 2005
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Botched Joke

A "Botched Joke" has occurred when progressives seek to forestall any opposition use of a democrat quoted reciting a conceit held commonly among progressives, though not among the general voting public, by a campaign of obfuscation and phony outrage.

The most obnoxious display of this occurred when Sen. John Kerry expressed the typical progressive view that the ranks of our country's military enlistees are comprised of uneducated poors who couldn't know better and are therefor themselves properly understood to be additional victims of "Bush's wars", saying:

"You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."

Kerry and his supporters claimed that this was a "botched joke" which was intended to mock Pres. Bush. In service of this silly claim, they offered up a half-dozen alternative, "original" versions which added and rearranged words and punctuation. Progressives begged the question, "Why would Kerry commit political suicide by joking at the troops' expense?" when it is clear from the video of his comments that Kerry intended no humor whatsoever. As if to undermine their own false narrative, progressives simultaneously praised Kerry for displaying the political courage to tell the truth about America's "poverty draft".
It would seem that progressives are going to handle Obama's 'You didn't build that' remark by giving it the Botched Joke treatment.
by juuuummmmyyyy July 27, 2012
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botch

Owen Hart botched a piledriver on Stone Cold Steve Austin and broke his neck one time.
by AJAW January 1, 2005
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