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Bork

That moron in your building who angrily bangs on the wall/ceiling all the time even though neither you nor anyone in your apartment is making any substantial noise. They’ll bang if you have the tv on at *any* volume, if your phone rings, or even if you sneeze or cough.

Normal people will only bang on the wall when there’s a legit disturbance. Borks just bang because of the power they feel it gives them.

Borks are typically friendless and very insecure people who feel that banging on someone else’s wall is the only way they can feel they have power over anything in their lame lives.

The word is a condensed form of “banging dork”
"Damn, that bork downstairs was banging on the ceiling yesterday when I just walked into the kitchen to get a Pepsi- at 3pm. WTF is wrong with them?"

"Really, by banging on the wall when there’s really no noise, *they* are really the ones disturbing *you*, but borks are way too ignorant to notice this."
by ghostdancer May 9, 2022
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Bork Bork

A Police Dog in the performance of it's duties by biting a suspect.
The Police Bork Bork got his first Nom Nom.
by UnhappyBozo April 20, 2023
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Bork

That one asain person that seems to know everything.
Omg she is such a Bork rape Alabama hammer hot dog
by Mysterouss July 15, 2016
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Borked

A cool Word you use as your licence-plate in Norway
Ha, look he just borked his phone!
by Bablab April 26, 2021
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Bork Bork

A police dog in biting a resisting suspect in a chase.
The Bork Bork gets his first Nom Nom.
by UnhappyBozo April 20, 2023
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borked

its fucking borked
its fucking borked
by simonmaster69 March 6, 2025
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bork

-bork bork bork bork
-wow your doggo is borked more than the allowed
by DANKKrish February 3, 2017
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