Blort

An Idiot's spelling of blew, sometimes used by chav's in the north of England

"No you Austin that's not how you say blown, Why on earth it would be BLORT!?"
"OOOH IM GONNA BLORT"
"Im going to blort him"

by The almighty Zeus January 17, 2023

Blorsche

Noun

Blorsche - Pronounced Blore-shhd

What it would sound like / the sound it makes

* When you fail spectacularly and embarrassingly
* Having verbal diarrhea

Blorsche - Noun
Hey, how was that Job Interview?
Ugh, Blorsche

Blorsched - Plural Noun

How did Tom do at his presentation?
Oh man, he Blorsched

by Michael Fairmont January 24, 2023

blorgle

A huge bloogy and froiuy thing that can talk.

The blorgle loomed over them and began to speak.

by Emmaflag January 27, 2023

Blorgling

To put on your furry suit, sit in a hot room until you sweat so much you can use your sweat as lubrication to jerk off

The young man missed dinner because he was blorgling in his room.

by menace0528 August 7, 2023

William bodor

A fat dumb shrek cum looking nigger

chris: hey have you heard of william bodor the new kid
steve: yeah he is a nigger

by Hello jdh November 10, 2018

blinko blorp

a slur for aliens

person 1: man that alien is such a fucking blinko blorp person 2: I know right I fucking hate blinko blorps

by ilovemycup45 September 4, 2022

blort

A response to a statement that you did not understand

someperson: I think the framajam requires fenestration
you: Blort?
someperson: What?
you: Exactly

by microfinedroplettechnology December 14, 2008