load of bollocks

A product or what someone has done/says is total rubbish

Peter talks a load of bollocks

by Andrew Long January 18, 2004

bollocks to this

It's got a lot of meanings. For one it's kinda like when you're explaining something to someone who doesn't quite get it or... ah, bollocks to this.

Didn't you listen to what I just said? Bollocks to it. Bollocks to this. Bollocks to everything on this godforsaken planet.

by Balter Black September 19, 2016

little bollocks

An annoying bastard of a runt. The phrase should be used for the implication of the offender having, and being, 'little bollocks'. A favourite with adults bollocking children.......especially in Ireland (apparantly).

'ah go on, shut up! you little bollocks!'

'fuck off you little bollocks!'

'go fuck yourself with your little bollocks!'

Jeff: does he have big bollocks?
Jamie: No, he has little bollocks. he's a little bollocks shite.

by Kate Douglas October 4, 2006

bollocked

to get told off

he gave me a right bollocking;
I git bollocked by the boss for being late

by heffer May 1, 2003

Donkey's bollocks

Cocktail involving mixing every random drink in the bar.

What'll it be?
Donkey's bollocks

by Snake June 27, 2005

Sandra Bullock Get Low

Sandra Bullock in The Proposal dancing to a parody of Get Low by Lil' Jon. Alicia and Lexi LOVE IT! Betty White chants while Sandra Bullock takes over the chant in this amazing scene.

Alicia: Did you see that Sandra Bullock Get Low video?
Lexi: No... *clicks link*

Sandra Bullock: "To the window! To the window! To the wall! To the wall! All you bitches crawl, and sweat drips down my balls! Lemme see you get low you scared, you scared. Drop your ass to the floor, you scared you scared."
Sandra Bullock: "To the window! To the window! To the wall! To the wall! All you bitches crawl, and sweat drips down my balls! Lemme see you get low you scared, you scared. Drop your ass to the floor, you scared you scared."

by Lexi Loves Lici March 15, 2010

Bollacks

The wrong way to spell Bollocks.

Teacher: How do you spell bollocks?
Boy: *spells* Bollacks
Teacher: WRONG!

by Terrum May 24, 2008