David had extreme blue balls. He couldn’t even sit down from the excruciating pain. “C’mon, Joe,” David asked his roommate. “You gotta give me the Blue Balls Bailout!” Joe had agreed only because David had given him some bing on Thursday. David sat down in a chair, naked. He spread his legs and Joe bent over. Joe began stroking his dick until it became hard and when it did, Joe started sucking him off. His balls jiggled from the hard succ and he had cummed. Joe spat out the cum. Joe put his clothes back on but David didn’t. “Maybe we could try anal?” David said.
by Well, shit. January 18, 2018
Get the Blue Balls Bailoutmug. Term used for a women who biggest pleasure is to give blue balls to every man.
This behavior may be caused for revenge towards men, or just for the fun of it.
This behavior may be caused for revenge towards men, or just for the fun of it.
by thesorrow January 29, 2009
Get the Blue Balls Bitchmug. An act in which a girls gives a man blue balls and then proceeds to hit him in the balls causing extreme pain.
by Ratchetgirl124 June 26, 2014
Get the Blue ball surprisemug. 1. When a female had plans on having a real relationship with a guy but then he turns out to be a misogynistic asshole so she then asks him to pick her up, him fully thinking they are going to have sex, but sends him to be wrong address. Also giving a final message that she is out of his league and he can suck it.
2. A woman destroys and blue balls an entitled, dumbfuck guy.
2. A woman destroys and blue balls an entitled, dumbfuck guy.
1. Girl: This guy sent me a pick of his needle dick, now he keeps being an asshole.
Friend of girl: tell him to pick you up at some random ass place and feminist blue ball him.
2. She is a feminist blue baller.
Friend of girl: tell him to pick you up at some random ass place and feminist blue ball him.
2. She is a feminist blue baller.
by Lilcorkatorque February 3, 2019
Get the Feminist Blue Ballmug. When you haven't been to you local party in a long ass time. You get more depressive and sober over time. Only cure: go to a banger.
Dude 1: Bruh, Anthony hasn't thrown a banger in so long.
Dude 2: I know dude, I'm starting to get banger blue balls.
Dude 1: Alright, we are hitting up a banger tonight.
Dude 2: I know dude, I'm starting to get banger blue balls.
Dude 1: Alright, we are hitting up a banger tonight.
by panfrio January 20, 2018
Get the Banger Blue Ballsmug. When you get an overwhelming sensation from seeing your waitress come by your table with food that you think is yours, but it turns out to be another customers leaving you unsatisfied
"Oh fuck bro I thought that Cobb salad was coming my way I got so excited just to be left disappointed "
"Well shit man, you just got restaurant blue balls"
"Well shit man, you just got restaurant blue balls"
by Dcoops1313 July 20, 2017
Get the Restaurant Blue Ballsmug. by the even better half May 18, 2010
Get the Musical Blue-ballsmug.