/ˈblo͞omiNG/
Verb
When a man tucks his penis between his legs to make it looks like he has a vagina, then slowly releases the pressure so his penis springs up like a flower blooming.
Verb
When a man tucks his penis between his legs to make it looks like he has a vagina, then slowly releases the pressure so his penis springs up like a flower blooming.
I thought John and his friends were working on his Harley, but when I went out to the garage, he was blooming in front of them.
by Derrick Leslie September 29, 2022
Get the Bloomingmug. when your drunk and giving head
by iamadictonary March 1, 2011
Get the bloom hammermug. i was listen to juice and shiii made me have a whole Melodic Bloom- dead ass how i made this word/phrase
by Jr rhythm March 18, 2024
Get the Melodic Bloommug. The Bloom Method is a scientifically-backed technique that eliminates digital distractions, including addictive apps like TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat, and even p*rn. Using the Bloom Card, it blocks these distractions, helping you focus on high-value tasks such as studying, working on projects, or improving your health. Over time, it rewires your habits, replacing mindless scrolling with intentional, productive actions, leading to increased focus, healthier habits, and greater overall success.
by loadingllama March 30, 2025
Get the Bloom Methodmug. Aw fuck dude... I'm... I'm... I'M BLOOMING!!!
by YourLocalMicrocelebrity April 5, 2024
Get the Bloomingmug. A god, someone who knows exactly what to do instantly. Treats people with such care and doesn't take anything for granted.
by dum9328 May 24, 2021
Get the Bloommug. Typically used in place of Butt Head,beacuse one's mother does not allow the word Butt Head to be used in her presence.
by Jessica Garcia June 11, 2008
Get the Bloom-Bloom Headmug.