cock blizzard

When you get coated in jizz after masturbating in front of a nearby fan

Whoohoo, this is best use for a fan ever! Cock blizzards rule

by Matt Dasher May 12, 2008

california blizzard

the act in which a man ejaculates into his female partners ear thus leaving her hearing to be temporarily impaired

man 1:hey man how did your date go last night did you score?

man 2:no but she let me give her a California blizzard she wont be able to hear out of her left ear for a week

by marvey magnums October 2, 2010

Columbian Blizzard

When a woman has Columbian cocain on her asshole and farts, creating a blizzard

I was about to snort snow off the strippers ass, instead she farted and gave me a Columbian blizzard

by EAudi April 13, 2023

london blizzard

A minimum of four British men all bukkake a woman white the men are all on ecstasy so they will orgasm multiple times each.

"Oi, you hear about those blokes that gave a London blizzard to that slut Tammy Cheshire? Fuckin' spot on the cunt"- Tony
"Shut the fuck up, Tony, you don't sound British"-everyone

by BiologyClass June 13, 2016

blizzard cum

thick cum that resembles a Blizzard milkshake.

OMG, did you just see that Blizzard cum all over that girls face? It looked so thick and creamy!

by girlyoucraycray November 15, 2011

Minnesota Blizzard

The act of ejaculating so much, it appears the recipients face has been though a blizzard.

You should have seen me last night, I created a Minnesota blizzard

by OGMinnesota November 18, 2014

Blizzard Bedlam

An Ice stage on the south pole of little planet.

The term Bedlam has misled many into thinking it is an asylum.

Temporacle: So... are we gonna take the Time Stone back or something?

Dr. Robotnik: Sure I mean I had a rocket hooked up anyway so I guess.

Temporacle: Wait weren't we just at little planet? Can't we just go thru Prism Relic again?

Dr. Robotnik: Well I mean I was really looking forward to the rocket and I want to go to Blizzard Bedlam really ba- and Sonic is breaking in.

Temporacle: Wait, did he just jump into the water willingly.

Dr. Robotnik: Yeah I heard the music is really good down there.

by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 4, 2021