by Matt Dasher May 09, 2008
the act in which a man ejaculates into his female partners ear thus leaving her hearing to be temporarily impaired
man 1:hey man how did your date go last night did you score?
man 2:no but she let me give her a California blizzard she wont be able to hear out of her left ear for a week
man 2:no but she let me give her a California blizzard she wont be able to hear out of her left ear for a week
by marvey magnums October 02, 2010
When you shove I cold dry ice in your asshole and then get your partner to smoke the vapor out then lick the dry ice out of the asshole.
by Felt her November 24, 2021
A minimum of four British men all bukkake a woman white the men are all on ecstasy so they will orgasm multiple times each.
"Oi, you hear about those blokes that gave a London blizzard to that slut Tammy Cheshire? Fuckin' spot on the cunt"- Tony
"Shut the fuck up, Tony, you don't sound British"-everyone
"Shut the fuck up, Tony, you don't sound British"-everyone
by BiologyClass April 12, 2016
When you take a pint of Ben & Jerry's ice cream, use it like a flesh light until climax, then put the effected ice cream into a blender and make a smoothie.
by KillMeBeforeTheCancerSpreads December 10, 2015
When it rains so hard that everything is white outside, but there's still enough daylight peaking through for you to see general shapes.
Generally occurs in Florida, but can happen anywhere.
Generally occurs in Florida, but can happen anywhere.
Autumn: Look at the rain coming down!
Lonnie: There's so much of it, it looks like a blizzard.
Autumn: A Florida Blizzard?
Lonnie: There's so much of it, it looks like a blizzard.
Autumn: A Florida Blizzard?
by ndmstudios June 16, 2023