blind potato

A person who, despite their "many eyes", is too stupid to look right in front of them.

I was looking for my glasses for an hour before I realized they were in my hand the entire time! I'm such a blind potato!

by <rant> October 3, 2010

Blind Gang

A group made up of 26 vision inpaired teenagers

Blind Gang is a guessing game of who is on the account

by MenLunch May 18, 2020

Blinding Python

When a guy ejaculates his load into a girls eyes, therefore impairing her vision making her blind. Making the male genitalia the "blinding python". And if lucky, the girl will squirm around like a python, therefore giving the name two different meanings.

Steve : So why did that girl have to go to the hospital last night?
Jim : Oh, I gave her the ol' blinding python!
Steve : No way! EXTREME!

by that engel guy March 21, 2012

Blind Jawbreaker

A girl is giving a guy head. Right before he is ready to cum, he pulls out, knees her under the chin, then busts all over her face.

Last night when Sandi returned home to a horny and pissed off Mike after a night out with the girls, he thought she ought to experience a Blind Jawbreaker.

by MFinShorty February 26, 2005

nigger blind

the inability to distinguish one blacky from an other

"Dude, is that Marlon Wayans or Damon Wayans?"
"Hell... how the fuck am I supposed? I'm nigger blind."

by Bucky Beils November 23, 2018

Chowder Blind

The unexplainable pairing of a fairly attractive person accompanied by a beast. Most often found in the New England area (thus "Chowder Blind"). The couple is usually a male, pig sized, spray tanned ball of hair with a smoking hot chick. The roles can be reversed, but is indeed rare.

"Why did they let that hot chick into the bar with a full grown Mandril?"

"Thats her boyfriend. She's got the chowder blindness!"

"I was wondering why it was wearing clothes."

by Jray78 August 3, 2012

Tilting the blinds

Reminiscing about negative events of the past that you are unable or unwilling to let go of. Get over it.

On the animated show "The Simpsons", Principal Skinner always reflected on difficult memories by tilting the blinds in his office as he spoke of them.

by Neo Q Bahamut July 15, 2010