blamecasting

Always finding ways to blame someone or something else for your piss poor choices you make in life

John is the king of blamecasting, he thinks it's the cops fault he's in jail just because he was the one caught robbing the place

Sam keeps blamecasting those red light cameras for his being broke after having to pay all those fines showing him running through them when they are clearly red

by GrandpaTF May 27, 2018

Blame-Alogy

The religion of blaming your misfortune or misfortune in general on individuals named Al. All Al's are held in this religion in esteem of godhood and are not permitted to join as a member but are immediately elevated to god status and takes the blame for the misfortunes that happen.

My car just got a flat tire, I blame Al. I am now a member of the church of Blame-Alogy.

by wuzzi42 September 6, 2018

Blamindo

A 17 year old with balls of fucking steel. Does not give two fucks about what people think of him. Mostly known for pissing off liberals, Blamindo is a fucking God amongst us all.

Dear God, Blamindo completely fucked up that libtard

by DadClicker6420 June 11, 2022

tune blamers

tune blamers are parents who blame the music that their kids listen to for all their kids' problems, when, in reality, it is, in fact, their fault. they often choose to victimize marilyn manson with their pathetic claims.

my mom is a tune blamer. it is all her fault, though. all parents are tune blamers.

by marilyn_manson_lover April 30, 2007

Game blamer

1. Someone who gets served up some piping-hot ass whupping in a video game and blames the game for getting served.

1. "Why can't I score? This game is cheatin! Restart!"

"Stop being a Game blamer and get served."

by Desmond Shoals April 9, 2008

The Bammer Hammer

The ignition device of the boom dust to shoot a pew from a pew shooter.

"I think the bammer hammer is jammed"
"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
"That's not what it's called"
"Well, what is it called then?"
"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"

by Lavabite October 26, 2020

BlameVator

When you are in an elevator alone fart leave then someone else gets in and it is blamed on them when the next person enters.

Beth was in the elevator and let out some extremely nasty gas. She got out on the 5th floor because she couldn’t even deal with her own smell. Lauren then entered on the fourth floor and had to breathe in the awful smell. Lauren thought she was in the clear and no one else would enter when the elevator stopped on the second floor and a hot fireman got on. The fireman looked at Lauren in disgust…even though it wasn’t even her! Beth is a BlameVator to the T.

by NYC_ClassAct26 August 17, 2009