Blame John.

Blame Shedletsky aka Telamon for EVERYTHING!1!1!1!!!!

Hey I lost my phone!
Blame John.

by Ilbeity October 13, 2023

Blame Tadesse Day

Thursday September 29th is a day where Teammates collectively decide to pick on someone and call them out on petty mistakes and situations and make them appear to turn out bigger than the situation actually is. typically this is done to rookies on a team and the seniors partake on calling the person out.

It’s national Blame Tadesse day, should we pick Tom as our victim?

by HolidayOfficial September 29, 2022

Victim Blaming

Nooo I'm not blaming the victims. I'm just not blaming the perpetrators. Which is what you want me to do and BECAUSE I'M NOT... You're using that as justification for your antipathy towards me.

Hym "Noooo... You want a thing that is a 'parent problem' to be an everybody problem but if I were to apply that to literally anything else (say, me not getting my dick sucked) you would reject it. It's funny too because I couldn't be any more ambivalent about it and I've done more to stop it than any of you EVER COULD. (👈 That one there is for The Homelander) So, no. No victim blaming here.

by Hym Iam March 22, 2023

Blame Shield

(v.)
1. To immediately blame the nearest, most blamable thing for something/a situation when the real thing to blame is yourself.

This is most common with parents and leaders/people in places of power in establishments/companies, sometimes in governments.

Once, a kid got sick from second-hand smoking, and his parents (who were heavy smokers) blame shielded and blamed the kid's phone and the internet.

by Other_Person June 17, 2020

Blame-o-maniac

Someone who manically blames everything on others instead of taking responsibility for their wrongdoings.

Stop being such a gaslighting blame-o-maniac, Jessica!

by TiredKitten May 6, 2023

blame it on alex

When somebody does something wrong, but they can't own up to it. Whoever did it just says blame it on Alex. Even if there's no Alex in the room you have to blame it on him.

Really josh, you just spilled the milk on the floor!! "It's okay, Blame it on Alex"

by ChillBlinton February 15, 2017

blame grenade

Blame grenade

Time dropped a blame grenade and blamed everyone in the room for not being able to hold down a job

by brushnz March 3, 2019