Uranus Was Sucked Into A Black Hole

The most pleasurable cosmic event in history.

When Uranus Was Sucked Into A Black Hole you experienced great joy.

by Bangarangus75us October 1, 2022

Black Hole

In kpop, a Black Hole is the worst dancer of the group. Whether it's doing the moves wrong, too slow, too fast or not in sync with the other members, this person attracts attention to themselves accidentally by being the Odd One Out, thus, a Black Hole.

"Did you see that?"

"What?"
"He was so late to do the move."
"Ah, he's their Black Hole."

by Yoonminsasses August 27, 2018

Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.

You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!

by Bornelius September 22, 2025

Black hole

giant vacuums

black hole : *brrrrrrrrrrr*

by Mythique July 25, 2022

Black Hole

1. A space entity that sucks everything including light nearby into it, it also doesn't abide by the laws of physics.

Black Hole's are cool.

by The Space Guy July 15, 2019

Black Hole Dweller

Somebody who only does anal during sex.

I'm such a Black Hole Dweller for your mum

by TowerPowerYT September 10, 2025

Black Hole Sun

a song by American rock band Soundgarden. Written by frontman Chris Cornell, the song was released in 1994 as the third single from the band's fourth studio album, Superunknown (1994).

Black Hole Sun was released in mid-1994 and became the most successful song from Superunknown on the American rock charts and arguably the band's most recognizable and popular song.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023