The Satanic Bible

The holy book of Satanism; the unequivocal, modern, definitive edition. By Nolan Aljaddou. THE OFFICIAL 2012 CONFIRMATIONS; OR, CONFESSIONS OF THE ANTICHRIST.

Anagram, am I? Mr. A., again! Or Ram, the Arm of Ra
(if myths manage a say).

The Satanic Bible - is written by RAM (Satan).

by Ubermensch-One March 19, 2018

Holy Bible

A self-proclaimed holy text consisting of 66 books which create an Old Testament and New Testament. There are many varying interpretations of the bible which has led to many wars in the name of the bible's proposed author Jehovah which still consists to this day (see George Bush). According to the text, if you don't accept Jesus Christ into your life, you will burn forever in hell.

A fundamentalist Christian is a person who reads and believes every word of the Holy Bible.

by Goddunit December 9, 2008

Bible Drone

someone who spends their day reading the bible and only talks about the bible. they become like robots except they only do things related to the bible

Some J.W.s act like bible drones

by sum random shit September 28, 2007

Bigley

A shot of tequilla, followed by a shot of sambuca, finishing up with a jagerbomb, taken in quick succession.

So called because it takes your head off.

It's only £5.50 for one Ken Bigley! (prior to VAT hike)

Hey Pals, are we going to get our Bigley on?

Gee whizz, I got proper bigleyed last night.

by itsonlyfivepoundfifty January 18, 2011

Bible

A Mexican cookbook

DANIEL: DON’T TOUCH MY BIBLE

by Pookie1121 February 1, 2018

Mr Biglesworth

1. a woman's shaved kittie
2. When a woman shaves or waxes her lady parts
3. When a man shaves or waxes a woman's lady parts.

I gave my lady a Mr Biglesworth last weak and it must be growing back because she cant stop scratching her cooch.

by Craig Girard June 10, 2007

bibleupmyassology

A term used to describe the twisted soulless version of Christianity practiced by some overzealous rascist bigoted hate-merchant "Christians".

Inolerance is a major feature in this religion, much more important than the message of love and peace.

by NightmareGunHater July 12, 2005