Bened

receiving half of a hand-job, and when not finished there is extreme pain.

Brah, you've just been bened

by graciejuicer July 30, 2011

Benefuck

(n.) - Sexual relations to better yourself financially, psychologically, socially, emotionally, physically, spiritually, healthily, or otherwise

(verb) - To have sex with someone in return for material things (i.e. - money, drugs, alcohol, clothing, jewlery, etc.)

(n.) - 1. A relationship in which there is a sugar daddy/sugar baby arrangement or a sugar mommy/sugar baby arrangement

2. A mutually beneficial arrangement

Todd and Amy's relationship is a benefuck; he pays her mortgage and other bills every month. She even receives an allowance.

She benefucks him every weekend, and he is clueless to her using him.

My sugar daddy gave me a new car for Christmas; I'm his favorite benefuck.

by NikiS1127 December 30, 2011

Benedict Fartold

A loud fart in public that comes at a time when all recent previous farts have been silent, thereby betraying you much like Benedict Arnold betrayed the colonies during the Revolutionary War.

Chris: Dude, come on. You farted in the middle of the train while we were at that stop! Not cool, man.

Tom: Sorry bro, all my other farts today have been silent, so I thought the coast was clear to let it rip. A real Benedict Fartold.

by Toothpick McGee January 14, 2014

Benefishing

When a female is looking for a man to only take care of her kids, pay her bills, and buy her materialistic items.

Peter: "Hey, I heard you were talking to Sarah? What's up with that?"
John: "We have been for a while now. But I feel I'm always getting stuck with her kids or paying for a lot of things that aren't my problem."

Peter: "I'd drop her ass. Sounds like she's benefishing."

by Babyloks March 31, 2015

Benedikt

So beautiful, nice, hot, funny boy who is always making you laugh and who is always by your side. He is always there for you when you need help. He doesn't want To have sth. or want's you To do sth. he is the best. Love!

Just be like Benedikt.

by L.i.l.l.y January 22, 2017

benefit bum

From the UK. Usually aged 18-25, shops at lidl or aldi, lives off government benefits in a council flat in Leeds, has three cheating exes and some have 5 children for the carers allowance money.

The females sometimes have big boobies in order to feed all their kids.

Heavy smoker, highly unattractive and obese, eats ready meals for every meal and washes it down with a 3 pound bottle of wine from the corner shop, has a very unoriginal British name like Sarah or Kai.

A certain comedian I don't know the name of made a song about this. Look up "shopping in lidl song"

A: Sigh. Sharon is such a benefit bum.
T: I know, right? I saw her nicking a lil tots push iron to pay for her ciggies.

A: Oye Oye!! Bloody hell that was my bike I'm gonna bloody kill her!

by TheSwaggyHobo November 28, 2019

Eggs Benedick

When you stick a guys dick on a frying pan and then you fry an egg on top it

"Eggs Benedick tastes mighty fine with salt my nibba"

by Bambi Cock June 14, 2019