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Berlin Bicycle

A sex act a man in a David Hasselhoff mask throwing frozen jizz bricks while the song "jump in my car" plays. Winner is whoever catches the most bricks with hands in pockets. Winner has sex with Hasselhoff on a bicycle but must scream "Mr.Gorbchev tear down that wall!" upon completion. Clothes discouraged.
"Me and the lads are going to ride the Berlin Bicycle later, you in?" "No, I still can't taste anything but salt from the last time."
by AlsoNotADoctor November 3, 2021
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berlin market

a flea market in south jersey. the only place on earth where you can eat oysters AND shop for tires. AT THE SAME TIME!!!!
person a: have you been to berlin market??
person c: yess omg it smells interesting to say the very least
by wellwhenlifegivesyoulemons March 13, 2021
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the berlin airlift

getting absolutely derailed while suspended by chains with a european man
Did you see that woman who got the berlin airlift?

Yeah she had bruises everywhere; must've been that dirty euro!
by Sherloque hulmes February 10, 2021
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Berlin Wall

When you try to make out with another person but they won't allow any tongue, gritting their teeth to block your tongue from getting through.
Mackenzie totally gave Sam the Berlin Wall, leaving him blue balled.
by somethingforyourmind June 30, 2019
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Ariella kelsea Berlin

Christopher’s girlfriend, hottie with a sexy body. Works hard at Buffalo Wild Wings. Funny, sharp witted. Smart ass bitch and moody as hell. Emotional. Bad with money. And smokes a lot…
Ariella kelsea Berlin jumped off a bridge into the rushing waves of a destin jetty rock and her cute sexy boyfriend, Christopher jumped next.
by Kelsapher January 7, 2025
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The Berlin Funnel

A metaphorical process that many privileged expats - often from countries like Australia or France- who move to Berlin for the vibes. It describes the predictable trajectory of initial excitement and exploration, often characterized by partying and casual drug use, which escalates over time. Many find themselves burned out after a couple of years, losing their sense of purpose, and ultimately leaving Berlin more confused than when they arrived.

They treat the city as a disposable playground, diving into its nightlife and drug culture with little regard for its actual residents or community. Many of these expats identify as leftists and engage in performative activism but fail to acknowledge their role in contributing to gentrification and other systemic issues.
They’re totally in the Berlin Funnel—moved here for the vibes, started partying every weekend, and now they don’t even remember why they came.
by Zeggy-Stardust December 27, 2024
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Purple Berliner

A telescopic dildo like sex toy, it is a lazer guided fuck rod that WILL ruin your life. Bypasses the G-spot and heads straight for the Z-spot somewhere near your heart
"hey girl, you're walkin kinda funny, sup?"

" he gave me the ol' purple berliner... i think i'm bleeding! "
by PenileSage February 7, 2010
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