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Bellend

Insult pertaining to someone with poor craftsmanship.
Originally a maker of bells and bell-ends.

During the English Reformation, when Henry VIII broke away from the Catholic Church, he decreed the construction of new churches and church towers, and to that end new bells and bell-ends. Because of this, there was an increased need for bell and bell-end makers. These grand and revered artisans of their day would be known as bell-enders.

Unfortunately, many pretenders strode from shire to shire claiming to be true and good makers of bells and bell-ends, which often resulted in shoddy work, and gave any true craftsmen a bad name. The name bell-ender, or bell-end, came to be synonymous with poor craftsmanship or a hoodlum - as it is to this day.
John the Villager: Egads, Henry! Hast thou seen my new hosiery?
Henry the Friend: By Jove, man! Those are fearful and I have now become blind!
John the Villager: Alack, I should not have used that jaunty haberdasher.
Henry the (Blind) Friend: Alas, no! For he is soothly a bellend!
by Tom the Typer February 1, 2023
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taffy bellend

a combination of two words to form a strong Welsh insult. Taffy- a derrogitory term for welsh people... the equivilant of, possibly even worse, than calling an affrican-american a nigger... and bellend being the tip of a penis. One might a call a dumb welsh fuck a taffy bellend.
That was a great game but, its a shame that ref was a bloody taffy bellend.
by Aleem August 8, 2007
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blendered

when a person is totally high and or drunk and they feel like they are spinning.
A: I'm spinning. I feel like a blender.
B: Dude he is totallllyyyyy blendered.
by aweseomeelizabethh May 26, 2009
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food blender

A common sex position in which a couple engages in sexual intercourse immediately after having a full meal. Often done unintentionally, but sometimes done with malicious intent. Usually followed by an unwarranted amount of bodily fluids.
Guy: "Hey babe, I know you just ate an entire pizza, but I really want to try out the food blender right now. It sounds pretty kinky, ya know?"

*Post-intercourse*

Girl: "BLAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHRHFRHGHFSSFDSFHGFH"
by Mr. Cowper September 8, 2009
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Ballenger

A man who sits down on the toilet to urinate.
I walked in on Ricky and saw that it he was a Ballenger.
by Tom Dunnington September 23, 2005
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bellendrical

richard french's face is bellendrical
by matthew george February 24, 2005
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belinderant

similair to becoming beligerant, this is a conidtion which normally strikes when a person becomes offensivly drunk and thusly, over loud, emotional and develops an inate entheusiasm for singing.
as a hysterical condition, this is most common in young women between the ages of 16 and 19, or generally unexperienced drinkers.
man, that chick was so belinderant last night. She had 5 vodka cranberries and started crying about her boyfriend leaving her until she was so upset she puked. I later found out she had been single for a year.
by ladybd January 3, 2009
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