The sentence "like a badger" is used to completely confuse the person you are talking to. It can be used at any part in a conversation.
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one who enjoys sleeping more than sexual intercourse. enjoys many snorgasms. can be shortened to "bedero."
"fuck relationships. i'm bederosexual anyways."
"dude, i had a hot date with twins. twin beds, that is. i'm so bederosexually aroused."
"dude, i had a hot date with twins. twin beds, that is. i'm so bederosexually aroused."
by wetdreamer3000 March 27, 2010
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A Bedevilled Woman: Is sly and crafty, doing things like dropping your post to you at work at random times, She'll make it seem that she's doing you a favour when really it's just an excuse to see you, or sending emails and texts to pick up your stuff (WARNING) this is where she tries to lure you back to her lair, she may not (try it on) but watch out for tricky questions about your current affairs and relationships, like a witch possessed she'll eat your words and use it to her advantage and will try to remind you about the very few (good times) you used to have!
A Bedevilled Man: Is much less of a threat but far more irritating, He'll constantly remind you why he is awesome and all the cool things he's seen and done since the last time he contacted you, he'll always hug you in passing, and it'll be a confusing squeeze that makes you feel uncomfortable (so don't confuse a Bedevilled man, with an Ex who is still a friend) a tell tale sign of the Bedevilled man, is that 1. He's still telling his friends you where the best at certain sexual endeavours! 2. He's trying to rub your nose in his awesomeness and constantly bringing up topics you like or things you enjoy.
A Bedevilled Woman: Is sly and crafty, doing things like dropping your post to you at work at random times, She'll make it seem that she's doing you a favour when really it's just an excuse to see you, or sending emails and texts to pick up your stuff (WARNING) this is where she tries to lure you back to her lair, she may not (try it on) but watch out for tricky questions about your current affairs and relationships, like a witch possessed she'll eat your words and use it to her advantage and will try to remind you about the very few (good times) you used to have!
A Bedevilled Man: Is much less of a threat but far more irritating, He'll constantly remind you why he is awesome and all the cool things he's seen and done since the last time he contacted you, he'll always hug you in passing, and it'll be a confusing squeeze that makes you feel uncomfortable (so don't confuse a Bedevilled man, with an Ex who is still a friend) a tell tale sign of the Bedevilled man, is that 1. He's still telling his friends you where the best at certain sexual endeavours! 2. He's trying to rub your nose in his awesomeness and constantly bringing up topics you like or things you enjoy.
Bedeviled Woman
Guy 1: She came to bother me at work today and with a load of my post!
Guy 2: Shit dude, couldn't she have just dropped it off at yours? That is one Bedeviled Ex!
Bedeviled Man
Girl 1, I'm so sick of him going on and on about how awesome he is!
Girl 2, I know right, I mean, if he was THAT awesome you'd still be together,
Girl 1, Yeah the guy's Bedeviled I swear!
Guy 1: She came to bother me at work today and with a load of my post!
Guy 2: Shit dude, couldn't she have just dropped it off at yours? That is one Bedeviled Ex!
Bedeviled Man
Girl 1, I'm so sick of him going on and on about how awesome he is!
Girl 2, I know right, I mean, if he was THAT awesome you'd still be together,
Girl 1, Yeah the guy's Bedeviled I swear!
by SilentWisper May 7, 2010
Get the Bedeviled Ex mug.Much like the shadow mongoose, the fudgy badger is when you sneak into a womans room and take a crap on her. as with the shadow mongoose, if she wakes up she had to perform the smelly corbra attack. trust me you dont want that.
by wesly May 13, 2006
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Get the sheriff's badge mug.The ability of a deaf badger to sense when a tree is about to fall on him in an unotherwise unpolulated forest. The badgey sense usually manifests itself as a loud noise in the badgers head, similar to hearing but different cos the fucker is deaf..
Back in the olden days deaf lumberjacks used to keep a badger in a cage. When a tree was about to fall, the badgey-sense would go whack and the badger would scream, alerting the lumberjacks to the falling tree...
by Sploody May 8, 2006
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