Person a: I tried to yeet myself?
Person b: Oh for real?
Person 1: I attempted to commit suicide.
Person 2: I’m so happy you didn’t you’re so perfect. The world world be so dark without your vibrant sprit. You’re so important and perfect, promise me you will never try again.
Person 1,a) I had to write “don’t yeet yourself” to approve the submission, urban dictionary doesn’t understand aspects.
Person 1,b) man that really makes me want to yeet myself.
Person b: Oh for real?
Person 1: I attempted to commit suicide.
Person 2: I’m so happy you didn’t you’re so perfect. The world world be so dark without your vibrant sprit. You’re so important and perfect, promise me you will never try again.
Person 1,a) I had to write “don’t yeet yourself” to approve the submission, urban dictionary doesn’t understand aspects.
Person 1,b) man that really makes me want to yeet myself.
by Count Cumula January 2, 2022
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"lol yourself!"
Simply, a fun expression rather than saying jokes on you
"lol yourself!"
Simply, a fun expression rather than saying jokes on you
by anaflora February 13, 2022
Get the lol yourself mug.JamesEpicgamer294: Kys, loser!
lilgoatcheese: “huh… doesnt that mean ‘Kiss Yourself’? Okay so he just told me to kiss myself? Okay then!, *kisses forearm*.”
lilgoatcheese: okay, i just did.
JamesEpicgamer294: what..?
lilgoatcheese: “huh… doesnt that mean ‘Kiss Yourself’? Okay so he just told me to kiss myself? Okay then!, *kisses forearm*.”
lilgoatcheese: okay, i just did.
JamesEpicgamer294: what..?
by Bandit6O August 4, 2023
Get the Kiss Yourself mug.To start peeing full-blast without removing your pants and/or underpants. Results in soaked clothing.
by UrbanLegend1234 March 21, 2010
Get the Piss yourself mug.1)To reject a statement/idea/proposal from a wasteman and to encourage said fool to look at himself and man the fuck up.
2) To cast a downing judgement on a fool's actions.
2) To cast a downing judgement on a fool's actions.
1a)
Wasteman: This party sounds hectic but I say we go to my nans, she cooks up a mean steak casserole.
Safeman: *kiss gums* Blud you trippin, disallow yourself.
1b)
Wasteman: Aight, Halle Berry would get it, but if you catch Rosie Odonnell from the right angle, I swear to ja I would happily poke her.
Safeman: Be easy nigga! step down. Think 'bout wha chu sayin' foo'. Dat bitch is stacked out. Disallow yourself.
2)
Wasteman: *Gets his ankles broken in basketball match*
Safeman: 'memba I told chu, tell your friends and disallow yourself.
Wasteman: This party sounds hectic but I say we go to my nans, she cooks up a mean steak casserole.
Safeman: *kiss gums* Blud you trippin, disallow yourself.
1b)
Wasteman: Aight, Halle Berry would get it, but if you catch Rosie Odonnell from the right angle, I swear to ja I would happily poke her.
Safeman: Be easy nigga! step down. Think 'bout wha chu sayin' foo'. Dat bitch is stacked out. Disallow yourself.
2)
Wasteman: *Gets his ankles broken in basketball match*
Safeman: 'memba I told chu, tell your friends and disallow yourself.
by Alski007 February 21, 2009
Get the Disallow Yourself mug.what people say to me. to kill yourself means to take your own life. commit suicide. usually an expression of anger.
by Mike Rehmer January 19, 2008
Get the kill yourself mug.1.To score a point against your own team in a sport; to shoot into your own goal.
2. To give yourself a disadvantage in a game.
2. To give yourself a disadvantage in a game.
by 5'1"Racer June 12, 2005
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