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A European Count Baron Kaiser who married his half-sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd.
Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner is such a gigachad.
by janpasi August 21, 2022
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The Baron's Hand

2 and 7 unsuited in poker.
That hand is worthy of The Baron himself!

Quite The Baron's Hand there.
by The Poker Baron October 14, 2011
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baron guard

Position called in League of Legends at champion select to troll noobs who think you will actually be guarding baron the whole game.
Fag1: mid
Fag2: top
You: baron guard.
Fag1: omg wtf r u new?
Fag2: some1 doge!!11!
You: did one of u want baron guard?
by rabifant August 24, 2014
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Baron

He is a very napoleon type of guy small but funny and wants everyone to be his friend. You need a Baron in your life he is very smart, funny, and can always have your back. He also can be quite rude and explicit sometimes. But it's very occasionally.
Who is that?

My friend Baron
by Laughingbluetoes September 6, 2021
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Baron microtransaction

A Hero of London who tragically fell after he warped someone through a wall while charging to rob a bank
by _Jumbo_Jimbo_ January 4, 2021
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Baron Bitchalot

A narcissist female boomer who never leaves her bed, only eats junk food, meddles in everyone’s affairs, and obsessively monitors the cable news network so she can fear-monger on social media.
Yo, you know if she’ll be at the family function?

Nah, dude. Baron Bitchalot can’t leave her bed. She’d get upset if anyone had fun anyway.
by anonymous April 2, 2024
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Tashaun Baron

A Division I Basketball player from Castaic with more than one offer, will be dunking on homies from 9 am - 3 pm.
Castaic student 1: DAMN, that boy Tashaun Baron can really bounce
by That Guy 42 March 30, 2023
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