The game mode in Mario Kart in which you have to pop your opponents balloons attached to their karts and use strategic items to win.
person 1 - I bet I can beat you in balloon battle
person 2 - you’re on!
-8 minutes later-
person 2 - *gets hit by a red shell*
person 2 - you’re on!
-8 minutes later-
person 2 - *gets hit by a red shell*
by andwhomightyoube February 26, 2020
Get the Balloon Battlemug. Contraception balloons for safe, protective sex.
"Darling, have you got any contraception balloons?"
"Why yes, my love. I have some contraception balloons"
"Darling, have you got any contraception balloons?"
"Why yes, my love. I have some contraception balloons"
by Minty Lamb June 11, 2021
Get the Contraception balloonsmug. A used condom thrown out of a car window in an urban street setting, often by a prostitute or a john. Useful as a term when you don't want to explain what a condom is to your small children.
by rs37917 April 14, 2009
Get the urban balloonmug. It doesen't answer questions, it just KNOWS things. Has visions in the canteen at lunchtime so teachers think she is having an epileptic fit.
Candy Necklace of Wrath: What's Michelle doing?
Glowystick of Friggin Peace: That's not Michelle, its the Balloon of Wisdom! And she's having a vision!
Candy Necklace of Wrath: Oh, ok.
Glowystick of Friggin Peace: That's not Michelle, its the Balloon of Wisdom! And she's having a vision!
Candy Necklace of Wrath: Oh, ok.
by chestnutsumo85 February 25, 2009
Get the Balloon Of Wisdommug. A blew ballon happens when someone misunderstands that a "blow-job" is a figurative use of speech and actually blows into the penis which causes the scrotum to inflate like a large balloon and to turn dark blue.
Dude, did you hear about George? Kate was giving him head and misunderstood what a blow job was. She blew into his penis like she was blowing up an innertube and caused his ballsack to inflate like a beachball, giving him a blew balloon. He has been in the hospital for three days but the doctors are not hopeful that his scrot will ever return to normal size and are advising against his ever being able to windsurf again.
by DeePeaPlez January 18, 2021
Get the Blew Balloonmug. When you realise you have no tissues whilst bashing one out and you don't want to spum your nodes everywhere and make a mess. When you are about to "spend" simply pinch the end of your foreskin and blow up your own spoff balloon. Allow no seepage.
by Nob Gnarley September 16, 2017
Get the spoff balloonmug. 