CHEMICALLY OFF BALANCED

That feeling you get when that pussy done fucked you up and left you questioning all the other pussy you've had

Tajill left me Chemically off balanced last night

by Weird Red November 23, 2021

A little off balance

this means sick basically but it’s only used by those who don’t like the word “sick”.

Betty: Hey Sally, how you feeling?

Sally: I’m a little off balance.

by yourdadaeeeeee March 13, 2019

Balancing on a cloud

Expression that represents a state of ease and efficiency when dealing with work tasks. It describes someone who can effortlessly handle multiple responsibilities, smoothly navigate different projects, and meet deadlines without feeling overwhelmed. It refers to individuals who execute their duties flawlessly, stay focused, and remain calm in the face of challenging workloads. This expression symbolises the perfect combination of being efficient, composed, and successful in the professional world.

Heather was amazed as Conan was balancing on a cloud, effortlessly handling his own homework and helping with her assignments.

by _mynoduesp June 20, 2023

balanced ratio

A rare internet occurrence where there is a same amount of likes and comments on a post

One of my posts on Reddit got a balanced ratio. It had 27 comments and 27 upvotes.

by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn November 29, 2024

Balanced

No shade of skin being more or less powerful than another would be balanced.

The world has been out of balance for a long time, and people have been walking around off balance. Getting in line won't make anything more balanced, since lines tend to tip a balance.

by Solid Mantis April 20, 2021

Gustavio's balanced self

Gustavio's balanced self is really helpful. I do appreciate that. I never tell him enough. I never do many things enough. But this is about Gustavio. His balanced self.

Thank you, Gustavio's balanced self, for being there. Better late than never. Better digital than nothing at all.

Gustavio's balanced self, I still have so much work to do. Scary when I think of it. Coffee?

by Krkič January 20, 2019

air balance

A pseudo-trade that lies only a few steps above sorcery and alcoholism. Your typical air balancer has his head up his ass and takes his field way too seriously.

“This work order looks like creative writing. How do you even balance air? Let’s ask the air balance tech for a walk trough. Has anyone seen him?

by Weirdowithabeardo1111 May 21, 2018