douche-baggins

Name used to describe an as yet unnamed or unknown person who, from afar, may display obvious douche bag characteristics. Alternatively used to describe a person that you know for a fact is, or who has displayed the qualities of, a douche bag. Particularly if that person is being described to you by another person.

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Ohhh! You mean douche-baggins over there?

by chickenmcfuc April 30, 2010

dildo baggins

A blithering idiot

Used when someone says something idiotic or stupid

"You Dildo Baggins"

by jen17 August 23, 2009

frodo baggins

1. One who encounters adversity at every turn; 2. One whose excursions are always beset by misfortune

I'm not getting on the ski lift with Jen. She's such a frodo baggins that it'd probably break while we were the only ones on it and we'd get stuck over night.

by libsdubs April 2, 2011

tea baggin

to dunk your nads in the bitches mouth.
You know... The old "In & Out" Routine.

It seems like Big Mamma was tea baggin too mucken futch...
I can't understand what his {or her?} definition is supposed to say? Big Mamma says: "UUUUUUHHHHH, iuyevosQKAsijh AKYRefiwareuhrbtc98eas74hr=-" What evah!!!

by mavros May 1, 2006

Bilbo Baggins

When receiving oral sex from a dwarf while performing a bowel movement.

I declined going to the after party, I really had to use the restroom and the cute dwarf with the Santa hat offered to give me a Bilbo Baggins.

by Half-Bottle December 26, 2007

Baggins' Syndrome

When a person makes a huge accomplishment, but becomes depressed as their life will only coast from that point.

Buzz Aldrin suffered from Baggins' Syndrome after returning from Apollo 11 as he felt that he peaked.

by jimbojimbal September 30, 2019

Sand baggin

The act of take long time to show up usually when someone says is waiting on you.

Damn Cody quit sand baggin we gotta get to the show by 8pm.

by The decider November 7, 2019