Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight
Man1: yo have you heard of that new Edie baboon girl?
Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.
Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.
by Ehjwhehehwbs September 16, 2022

dont read urban dictionary where they dont allow you to actually post real insuots like the n word or these fruity urban baboons well block you
by RIOT1 KILL ALL JEWS December 19, 2020

Black man: "heya, can you show me to town?"
White man: "yeah back the way ya came ya got damn Bayou Baboon!"
White man: "yeah back the way ya came ya got damn Bayou Baboon!"
by Southern hospitality June 1, 2024

A group of somewhat intelligent and skilled people who hide their abilities behind stupidity and overall foolishness
by The British boi October 18, 2022

by vlad9812 November 30, 2022

Shut the fuck up you fucking baboon.
by KvngJP June 19, 2021

by Skeweneus Snoep October 11, 2017
