trusty baboon

When you slap your mates ass pink and then stick your index finger up their ass to check their prostate and oil level because they trust you.

I went over to my mates house to get a trusty baboon and was pleasantly surprised with a Prostate massage.

by BigDicktonaryBoi May 16, 2022

Strangling the Baboon

To aggressively masturbate.

Person 1: Where did they go?
Person 2: Oh, he's Strangling the Baboon

by SweatyNutts5020 November 16, 2023

Maroon Baboon

A mediocre flag football team consisting of elderly men

Those damn Maroon Baboons were playing alright for old guys today.

by Thaddeusrex March 31, 2019

bimbling baboon bozo

a person with 3 iq and wont shut up

Man 1: the dictionary definition of primates is (ect)
Man 2: shut up you bimbling baboon bozo know one cares

by The amibigous definitor June 26, 2022

Balcony Baboons

drunken goof losers who go out on their apartment balconies at night, all boozed and doped up, and making noise, and carrying on for hours, annoying all the other tennants of the building with their drunken noise and ignorant behavior.

The ignorant Balcony Baboons are home from the tavern, and now out on their balcony, drunk as skunks, and annoying all the rest of the tenents trying to get some sleep.

by Rory O'Doul October 07, 2022

Bloody Baboon

When you shave your dick with a weed wacker and do a really bad job

Aw shit I just got a bloody Baboon

by Poop Inspector May 15, 2018

shoot the baboon

The required response to a situation in which technology fails a presenter in front of an audience, making unpreparedness blatantly obvious and captivating, as if there as a baboon in the room.

Make sure you double check your laptop battery, so you don't have to shoot the baboon.

by djmuz May 31, 2016