Brandon

Has a big dick

Brandon has a big dick

by Bruhdon February 28, 2020

Brandon

The single greatest president in U.S. history.

In just the first 2 years of his term, he:

Pulled us out of Afghanistan

Handed out over 1000$ in free money to everybody.

Ended Roe V. Wade

Has not gotten the U.S. in a single war

Ended Covid

BTFO’d liberal colleges by canceling student loans

Reunited America by declaring all haters domestic terrorists

The Pope: Brandon, have you completed your mission?

Brandon: Yes, your holiness, they still think I’m senile. Next, this debt jubilee will crush the Protestant work ethic.

by muzzy101 October 16, 2022

Brandon

The beefiest guy you have ever met. This man has the biggest muscles and thickest calves you have ever seen. He can lift 50 fucking tons with his bare hands but a basic paper cut and they'll be bleeding out on the floor.

Aye, you see that fucking Brandon over there
Yeah, I just wanna go touch those calves

by whatyatalkingabeet October 21, 2019

Brandon

Why is everybody calling me hot? I’m just pure annoying but I will take a compliment

But sarcasm is pretty funny and along with puns

Whoever said I can be an a-hole golden star to you

brandon is used in a sentence because it’s a name no more explaining needed.

by Somw dude February 22, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is just Pooh Shiesty and works the backseat goes 3 deep and gets 10 people shot. Sometimes goes by Rocky because he’s an absolute fashion killa. He also has a very ‘cute voice’.

Person 1: “do you know Brandon?”
Person 2: “ oh you mean Lisa’s bestie”
Person 1: “yh him”

by Top Tier Taurus December 10, 2021

brandon

a half mexican and half american papi, the finest guy walking on earth, has the biggest heart ever, charming, freaky asf and everything a girl can wish for 😩

whos that cute ass guy over there?

it’s brandon!

by suf1 June 27, 2022

Brandon

A simp, but the good kind of simp.

Brandon is the good kind of simp.

by SimpingFool March 24, 2020