Brooklyn Breakfast

Smoking a blunt or a joint and drinking coffee in the morning.

yo, come to my place in the morning for brooklyn breakfast.

by v-kan February 11, 2008

Bohemian Breakfast

Coffee and cigarettes.

I'm bored and broke, man. Let's have a bohemian breakfast at D's Diner until Jay get's off from work.

by Hollie B May 18, 2007

Breakfast Grind

In the early morning hours in bed, your girl snuggles up to your back side and starts grinding her lady bean against you signaling she needs to be fucked.

Shelly woke me up this morning with a good old breakfast grind.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017

College Breakfast

Any meal held in the afternoon consisting of mostly junk food, energy drinks, old leftovers, or most anything unhealthy. Often the first meal of the day for a poor college student.

Guy 1: Dude for my college breakfast today, I had poptarts, a rice krispy treat, a piece of beef jerky, and some gatorade.
Guy 2: Dude, you know its 4 pm right?

by unknovvnmike June 3, 2010

bull's breakfast

A real man's morning meal. A glass of water and a piece of ass.

need something to start your engine? well a bull's breakfast is more potent than black coffee.

by Sebastian Augustine January 6, 2008

breakfast pasta

Something so absurd that it hardly ever exists. It is an anomaly. I mean, who has pasta for breakfast? The idea that there is a pasta specifically for breakfast is ridiculous because no one eats pasta for breakfast.

The jokes in the Netflix show The Ranch are breakfast pasta. They don’t exist. Or at least they’re very rare and non advised.

by SAMICH Original January 2, 2018

Breakfast Nap

VERB-the action of continuing sleeping after waking up in the morning due to having insomnia, or pulling an all nighter the night before. This action is usually done between 9am-11am.

its doug awake now?
he was, but after that party last night, he decided to take a breakfast nap, so hes back asleep!

by The_awesome_boy June 13, 2011