An erection. Brought on suddenly and without much provocation. The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM!
Derived from Brandon "BAM" Margera.
Derived from Brandon "BAM" Margera.
by Undividualist December 9, 2007
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon an anti social person and only likes to keep the friends he already knows and not find anyone else he likes to hang out with his friends sometimes.Brandon would sometimes find sometimes find someone he likes but let his insecurities get the best of him and dont take their shot but he loves to be around those he love ,he can be shy at times but its way better to get to know him
Brandon the best
by Hellomynameis......347 August 23, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. 
The single greatest president in U.S. history.
In just the first 2 years of his term, he:
Pulled us out of Afghanistan
Handed out over 1000$ in free money to everybody.
Ended Roe V. Wade
Has not gotten the U.S. in a single war
Ended Covid
BTFO’d liberal colleges by canceling student loans
Reunited America by declaring all haters domestic terrorists
In just the first 2 years of his term, he:
Pulled us out of Afghanistan
Handed out over 1000$ in free money to everybody.
Ended Roe V. Wade
Has not gotten the U.S. in a single war
Ended Covid
BTFO’d liberal colleges by canceling student loans
Reunited America by declaring all haters domestic terrorists
The Pope: Brandon, have you completed your mission?
Brandon: Yes, your holiness, they still think I’m senile. Next, this debt jubilee will crush the Protestant work ethic.
Brandon: Yes, your holiness, they still think I’m senile. Next, this debt jubilee will crush the Protestant work ethic.
by muzzy101 October 16, 2022
Get the Brandonmug. by SimpingFool March 24, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. Why is everybody calling me hot? I’m just pure annoying but I will take a compliment
But sarcasm is pretty funny and along with puns
Whoever said I can be an a-hole golden star to you
But sarcasm is pretty funny and along with puns
Whoever said I can be an a-hole golden star to you
by Somw dude February 22, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. The Kindest person one will ever meet. He usually stands below 6 foot but has kindness in his green eyes that make him seem 6'6". He does not shy from a challenge as Brandon's are successful in any venture they dive into. These creatures don't seem human because they work harder than humanly possible. If you meet a Brandon, your eyes will melt with tears as he hacks your rhythmless heart and quickly overrides your emotions ultimately bringing a state of eternal euphoria.
Girl 1: Hehehe I met this BRANDON the other day...
Girl 2: YAAAAAA
Girl 1: I think I'm in love with him!!!
Girl 2: OMFG!!!!!
Girl 3: What's his last name?
Girl 1: It starts with an S or something. But why do you care he's mine?
Girl 2: YA BITCH BACK OFF
Girl 3: okay okay
Girl 1 and Girl 2: HEHEHEHE
(as they run off into the distance thinking about Brandon and leaving Girl 3)
Girl 2: YAAAAAA
Girl 1: I think I'm in love with him!!!
Girl 2: OMFG!!!!!
Girl 3: What's his last name?
Girl 1: It starts with an S or something. But why do you care he's mine?
Girl 2: YA BITCH BACK OFF
Girl 3: okay okay
Girl 1 and Girl 2: HEHEHEHE
(as they run off into the distance thinking about Brandon and leaving Girl 3)
by Ahah Spaha April 16, 2019
Get the Brandonmug.