Bonedozer

A female (or male, if that's how you roll) who is highly unattractive and will cause excited men to go flaccid.

Dude, I had such a massive erection, but then this bonedozer sat down in front of me and I went flaccid like a deflating moonbounce.

by GrundleStiltskin December 5, 2009

Bonced

Being extremely high or stoned on the lords good 'erb

Person 1: How are you man?
Person 2: Man im so bonced.

by Jason ambrose not really lol December 26, 2011

bonkee

If you are a bonkee, you are a hoe.
Typical high school guy jokes...

Ex. Reese yelled, "BONKEE!" to Mckenzie, and she got pissed off.

by 10914zf October 26, 2014

bonged

verb; to bong
to hit the bong; smoke marijuana through a bong

Rower Ben: "How many times have you bonged before?"
Girl: "A couple times."
*hits bong*

by kenzrex January 29, 2018

bonedome

when you have a boner in your sleeping bag

woke up in the morning in my sleeping bag, and what i woke up to was not morning wood, but a bonedome

by gavintino September 21, 2019

All sorts of boned up

awl -sawrt -uhv, ov; unstressed uhv or, especially before consonants, uh-bohnd -uhp

- The act of boning up in an assortment of ways.

- A surefire way to make sexting awkward
- You penis going up in a hypothetical matter by replacing it with a bone, bone up.

- Hitting jade from behind
- Jade cooking in a skirt
- Jade putting her FEET, YES FEET, NOT LEGS on his shoulder (be cautious about ripping down a shower curtain.)
- Asking Jade if shes wet (even in the shower)
- The thought of Jade willing to try anything

Used in actual conversation:
"May 27Jade
lol
well i'd wear a skirt for you
i'd probably wear a lot of things for you

May 27Scott
well thank you
you're getting me all sorts of boned up "

by REALPaRqUeT September 8, 2011

Bonkers

Bon-kurs Something that is hyperbolically bizarre, strange, out of order, or unbelievable.

syn; Inexplicable, ridiculous, extraordinary

"That was the most bonkers party I've ever went to"

"Debra's reasoning is absolutely bonkers"

by Borys Volyev January 14, 2009