a male who hangs around the toilets on a night out waiting for women to come out, used as a approach tecnique, as all women need to go to the toilet so the percentages of meeting a lady are high, however the act its self is very creepy and sad
a Bog Stalker a male lingereing around the toilet area for along period of time during a night out, women are often creeped out and dont reply to his chat up lines
by dizzierascalisamusicalgod August 14, 2009

When a phantom person with turd issues, keeps filling the bowl every five minutes and clogging the toilets. You have to employ someone on 'Bog watch' to catch the culprit in action.
by Nathan Madpig July 18, 2006

by Sly1985 September 2, 2011

by Olga Treacle October 28, 2021

A foot injury that occurs as a result of stumbling drunk and bare foot through a bog hole and stepping on a skeleton. Usually occurs at night when visibility is low.
by Hewie September 7, 2010

When a fat cunt, doesnt shave, she owns a fuck bog. The fuck bog only refers to fat cunts. The reason is because when they dont shave AT ALL their hairs become like a tangled mop which retains tremendous odor and makes one want to vomit all off the fucking floor.
"Hey look William, that Fatty Patty love doll almost has a bigger fuck bog than you."
"Wow, Justin. You sure are right. A couple more feet of pubic hair and this bitch will be already half way to the size of my gigantic fuck bog."
"Wow, Justin. You sure are right. A couple more feet of pubic hair and this bitch will be already half way to the size of my gigantic fuck bog."
by The bog fucker August 9, 2004

by tara February 22, 2004
