Bog Stalker

a male who hangs around the toilets on a night out waiting for women to come out, used as a approach tecnique, as all women need to go to the toilet so the percentages of meeting a lady are high, however the act its self is very creepy and sad
a Bog Stalker a male lingereing around the toilet area for along period of time during a night out, women are often creeped out and dont reply to his chat up lines
by dizzierascalisamusicalgod August 14, 2009
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Bog Watch

When a phantom person with turd issues, keeps filling the bowl every five minutes and clogging the toilets. You have to employ someone on 'Bog watch' to catch the culprit in action.
"Damn someone filled the bowl up again.......Scam, your on Bog Watch today"
by Nathan Madpig July 18, 2006
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bog stud

A guy who gets lots of action, but only with creatures ugly enough to be found in a bog.
That Nate thinks he's a stud, but check out those hos he's with. He's just a bog stud.
by Sly1985 September 2, 2011
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Bogging hour

the girls waited anxiously around the campfire for bogging hour to end
by Olga Treacle October 28, 2021
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Bog Foot

A foot injury that occurs as a result of stumbling drunk and bare foot through a bog hole and stepping on a skeleton. Usually occurs at night when visibility is low.
Dude! I got a nasty case of bog foot when I lost my flip-flops and fell in the bog hole
by Hewie September 7, 2010
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Fuck Bog

When a fat cunt, doesnt shave, she owns a fuck bog. The fuck bog only refers to fat cunts. The reason is because when they dont shave AT ALL their hairs become like a tangled mop which retains tremendous odor and makes one want to vomit all off the fucking floor.
"Hey look William, that Fatty Patty love doll almost has a bigger fuck bog than you."

"Wow, Justin. You sure are right. A couple more feet of pubic hair and this bitch will be already half way to the size of my gigantic fuck bog."
by The bog fucker August 9, 2004
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Grog Bog

The smelly, wet shit you do after a big night boozing up.. especially after rum.
'man, i wouldnt go there, he just did a massive grog bog'
by tara February 22, 2004
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