marquis de bod

This describes one who is sexually kinky but has a great body.

The weightlifter was known as the Marquis de Bod in the bar scene.

by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2016

splunge bod squirtpants

This means to have a messy orgasm, aka splunge in your pants.

Who is leaking there, its Splunge Bod Squirtpants!

by I, Wreckerrr May 11, 2017

bod mobile

also known as GAY mobile, or the gay wagon, or homoweelz.

Budhdev: Lets get in the bodmobile and bop down to WHSmithies, wot wot, toodle pip, say no old chappy?
Ashish: OOOOWWWWW! That hurt. You're such a bitch. Cum on Anand, lets blaps him.
Anand: Please no violence. I may faint.
Mehtan: Come on guys. Its not like theres orange peel being thrown about. Anyway, I have to go now and finish... no abandon, my essay.

by Yue Yang November 7, 2003

Soft Office Bod

Soft Office Bod is ultimately the body you get from working in an office all day: 8 hrs, florescent lights and a chair for your fat ass. Soft, lumpy and pale. Soft Office Bod is a noun, not a verb, and never used with the word, "a" in front of it.

Dang, now that I have this full-time job I sure have soft office bod. Where did my beach body go?

or

Charlie: "Whoa, what's that frightening white thing over there?"

Joe: "Oh that's Allison. She got a job as an accountant, and now she's got full-on soft office bod."

by thelittlecupcake May 20, 2010

Step dad bod

What mom treats herself to after being with dad bod. Step dad bod was once very athletic and fit in his youth but he didn't quite let time and beer ruin his body completely. He probably still works out or has an intense manual labor job such as plumbing, construction, carpentry, logging, landscaping and more

"After divorcing Timmy's dad, I found another man, he doesn't have a dad bod, he has a step dad bod"

by spoonman89 September 28, 2017

bod mobile

A VW Camper Van, used by the "bod squad" to perpetrate crimes against humanity; amongst the worst is the preaching of Bodism, a religion in which prohets include Letts and Philip-Allan. The engine of the Bod mobile has had its parts colour coded with WHSmith sticky tags for convenience, and on the inside is stuck a picture of their mysterious god, known as Wil'mot.

RUN! Its the Bod Mobile!

by The Anti-Bod October 17, 2003

Lesbian Dad-bod

1)The "Lesbian Dad-bod" is a Female body type that is not quite as pronounced as the typical Dad-bod as they let themselves get a bit overweight, it has more to do with the appearance of a strong parental figure with a tank-top, jeans, boots, and the all important BELT that will threaten your butt if you don't do as she demands.

ex) Shaela - "Woah, Becky has got that Lesbian Dad-bod , she has that spank me, peg me, and order me to clean my bedroom vibe that satisfies both my mommy and daddy issues and needs in a forever relationship."

by TransMomma August 13, 2021