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song blocked 

Similar to being "cock blocked", only with a song. This happens when your favorite station on the radio starts to play your favorite song and you get really excited, only to realize it was only part of one of those "montages" with several other popular songs. You then proceed to swear at your radio for song blocking you.
I got so excited when Rush started coming on the radio but it was only part of one of those stupid song montages. I totally got song blocked.
song blocked by mr.iowa August 21, 2010
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Murdoch blocked 

Refusing to view an article because it is published by a website, magazine, or newspaper owned by Rupert Murdoch. A replacement article may have to be found if the article subject was interesting.
"Did you see this article in the Wall Street Journal? Firefighters rescued a puppy from a tree!"

"Nope, didn't see it, don't intend to. Murdoch blocked."
Murdoch blocked by laofmoonster September 4, 2011

Doc blocked 

The act of being cock-blocked that it so artful that it has gone to the professional level.
"Damn, I got cock-blocked by a dude who must have a PhD in that shit."

"Dude. You just got Doc blocked!"
Doc blocked by ntslkr November 9, 2011

app blocked 

When your iPhone's iOS is so pathetically out of date that you cannot download any new apps.
"Temple Run! Yay!...nope, app blocked"
"Angry Birds! Yay!...nope, app blocked"
"Deer Hunter! Yay!...nope, vegetarian...and app blocked"
"Grindr! Yay!...*reads description*...nope"
app blocked by super-hombre November 6, 2013

Cockward Blocked

Being cock blocked because you're associated with the most awkward person in the room, and frankly it creeps out the person you're trying to hook up with.
"I was making some real headway with this girl until Jim came over and cockward blocked me. Idiot started talking about his toenail fungus. Who does that?"
Cockward Blocked by linaloki February 14, 2015

Cock blocked 

When another nigga is tryna steal yo girl
Cock blocked means getting blocked by another dude from a girl
Guy 1: "Peter Reisdorf is such an expert cock blocker."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a douche."

Cock Blocked 

When you are about to have sex, but your friend interrupts you, ruining the moment
*boy about to kiss girl*
* door swings open and friend comes*
Boy: You totally just cock blocked me mate.
Cock Blocked by Dildo_Swaggins December 14, 2016