Dick Beetle

The Dick Beetle Aka the sloppy term for Crabs. The little beetles who craw around your genitalia

Hey Mike where did you get those Dick Beetles. You know that cunt Rhonda got them from her damn Dick Beetles.

by Jacktplier March 26, 2024

Beetle Top

The beetle top is my way of describing a new 2018 hairstyle I've also labelled as being slick. The beetle top is the top of someone's hair who has it gelled back on top very much so like that of a beetle's abdomen. The lines and the overall shape of its shell, looks like the top of someones head when the hair is slicked back.

His hair looks hip with that slicked back beetle top.

by DylanRThomas July 18, 2018

Penis Beetle

Penis beetle

Penis beetle

by Inni84 June 17, 2024

Keister Beetle

The hyphothetical bug that is up one's butt when something unimportant suddenly needs to be done, NOW.

"He wants all the promos in the correct locations." But it'll take hours and everything just moves two feet to the left, sounds like someone has a Keister Beetle.

by bambilee April 30, 2011

beetle cradle

When someone lays on you while wrapping your arms and legs around them

I beetle cradled my hoe last night

by __poyatot April 20, 2018

Doing The Beetle

Doing The Beetle is saying that your having a bang with someone other then your Girlfriend/Boyfriend

Lets start Doing The Beetle at Walmart tomorrow

by Big Dick Mikey August 6, 2016

Yeeting a beetle

Throwing a beetle.

Man : What are you doing?
Kid : Yeeting a beetle.

by Yeet Eater Deluxe October 26, 2019