small batch mayo

N. A euphemism for semen

During brunch at The General Greene, Derek went to the bathroom to whip up some of his own small batch mayo.

by Sk8terboi February 1, 2014

Windows Batch File

A file that can mess up your computer.

Guy 1: I Downloaded a file called Free minecraft.bat (Windows Batch File) off of Mediafire!
Guy 2: Are you stupid?
Guy 1: too late, My PC Is now toast.

by JamezWebResearch August 15, 2017

Boner Biting Batch

A prostitute that bites your cock off for fifty bucks!!

Steve: What the fuck is wrong with your dick!

Greg: It got bit off by a boner biting batch

by Sammy Saggysack October 18, 2008

batch o cookies

referring to a vagina, coming from the streets of Iowa.

I stuck my banana in yo mamas batch o cookies last night HOE!

by jujubeans3 February 20, 2005

good batch

getting ur cock and wiping it on ur thunb and rubbing ur thumb on their topper lip.

jordan gave bronson a good batch

by jordan A February 29, 2008

Spank out a batch

The act of pleasuring oneself to climax in order to release seminal fluid.

"I'm gonna sit here and spank out a batch/when Scooter and the Big Man bust this city in half"

- Bruce Springsteen, Tenth Avenue Freeze Out

by batchspanker411 August 11, 2013

no hands mystery batch

Cumming without touching yourself.
Typically a younger males first foray into orgasm.

For my Bar Mitzvah on my 13th birthday, I touched the hookers tit & had a no hands mystery batch before my Unkle Lenny could pay her.

by Mrs. Beverly Gibson July 19, 2016