a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the night?
Hans: Me too. I took off my pants and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you have that artsy circumcision with the side-flaps. You gotta get that fixed. Your parents did you no favors.

by von groovy June 18, 2017

bandwidth

A measure of how fat a band is. The greater the fatness, the greater the bandwidth.

The Deftones have recently increased their bandwidth

by Dylan Stringer August 6, 2006

low bandwidth

A slang expression for someone who seems unintelligent or dimwitted. It's intended to be a humorous derivation of the tech term bandwidth.

The low bandwidth bouncer at the door couldn't do the math to figure out if I was of legal age to enter.

by John Roshi October 4, 2003

low bandwidth

Slang term for people who are stupid, slow or in some way mentally retarded.

The hosts of Unreliable Sources are low bandwidth rednecks.

by UnreliableSources December 16, 2008

frito bandido

60's term referring to a person with a big, fat, Mexican-style moustache. At least that's what my mom says . . .

Hey, look at the frito bandido! Man, he needs a shave!

by sam May 13, 2005

bandwidth

Referring to the size of ones pant size.

"oh my god....ew....check out the bandwidth on that girl..."

by redhairedfoo November 29, 2006

bandwidth bandits

During filesharing, people who suddenly jump in to download from you whilst you just want that one last file!

"Great! I'm at 68KB - What! Those damn bandwidth bandits have cut my throughput down to 8K!"

by scott October 29, 2003